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There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating ...
JON STEWART
We shouldn't be so dependent on foreign oil.
JON CORZINE
I'm trying to make the case to voters across the political spectrum that someone who brings a yo...
JON OSSOFF
If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, bu...
JON STEWART
Some are from the world of the arts, some from the fields of business, architecture, wine-making and...
JON STEWART
I feel your scorn and I accept it.
JON STEWART
If that's an evaluation of what we're capable of doing, ... that's a good sign.
JON GRUDEN
The top story, as always, is America remaining obsessed, fascinated -- appalled -- by what is now be...
JON STEWART
It was nice to get the first one out of the way. I've thrown off that mound and I felt pretty comfor...
JON LESTER
This gal is the most knowledgeable thing I’ve ever seen about cattle.
JON KELLY
Everything originally in a pool was pushed into a hot tub.
JON GORMAN
Their quality zone defense and their spontaneity of mixing in blitzes were tough to handle.
JON GRUDEN
At first you want to have a reputation as being talented or funny or...you know...special. As you go...
JON FAVREAU
John Carter of Mars
JON FAVREAU
Our lives went off in different tangents when the band broke up, and there was a sense of wanting to...
JON KING
As a performing group, the Beatles began by playing old rock favorites, for dancing, to tough audien...
JON LANDAU
He's a very fast, and a much more physical, complete linebacker now than when he was a starter a cou...
JON GRUDEN
In the process of them developing this instrument, I've been playing the melodica in the style I...
JON BATISTE
It's a very effective tool in basically looking at issues such as pavement temperature, salinity of ...
JON CARLISLE
It's been a frustrating matter, ... In the meantime, we just keep going on with our program and have...
JON GRUDEN
I'm not going to try to pitch somebody different because a short porch or a deep porch.
JON GARLAND
My Montreal seems to last the longest for me. I personally like the wooden stick.
JON HART
The Supreme Court recognized the gravity of the situation and acted quickly.
JON KUDRNA
[After a legislative meeting Tuesday, Scott Carver, Corrections executive director, called an emerge...
JON HUNTSMAN
The huge pool of global liquidity out there has not found a better place to rush into, and is enchan...
JON NADLER
Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be traced to ...
JON BENTLEY
My platform has been to reach reluctant readers. And one of the best ways I found to motivate them i...
JON SCIESZKA
I think that Phish has been a band, we've all had- I've had a great life growing up and ever...
JON FISHMAN
I think one of the great moments of my life was when I could write musician on my passport.
JON ANDERSON
When I'm working with improv people, I give them the green light to just bring it and try things...
JON FAVREAU
I got involved when I was a graduate student at UCLA when UCLA was the first site on the net.
JON POSTEL
Hannah took the a restart form 30 yards out and Hilary ran into the box and finished it.
JON HAMMOND
The main concern we have in the civil rights community isn't necessarily that that DOJ brought this ...
JON GREENBAUM
I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually c...
JON STEWART
That's what it's like to be a comedian. You basically stand and stare at the world and hope it craps...
JON STEWART
But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-b...
JON STEWART
From Jefferson to Jackson to Lincoln to FDR to Reagan, every great president inspires enormous affec...
JON MEACHAM
I was helping my mom grind meat at our butcher shop, and it just hypnotized me. I don't remember...
JON TESTER
But we know that people are complicated and have a mixture of flaws and talents and sins. So why do ...
JON RONSON