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[Don and Tom] seemed like an odd couple at first. Don was a patent lawyer and Tom was a complete nerd.


David Kaufman

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Par Odin, Thor et Tom Hiddleston !
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I don't like Tom.
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I was the muse of Tom Ford and Gucci for years, but that was a long time ago.
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Tom was fairly new to beating up bums.
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Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
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Tom had encouraged me and been an inspiration to me.
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Tom had encouraged me and been an inspiration to me.
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"A Father carries photo memories in his wallet, Knowing his money was well spent." ~ Tom Baker
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It was you and me, Tom. We did this to them. To us.
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He's a cross between Tom Seaver and Jeff Spicoli, ... Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
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Too Tom Coughlin-like right now,
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Dillon, Jared and Tom deserve a lot of credit.
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Don't you know my name yet? That's the only answer. Tell me, who are you alone, yourself and nameles...
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We did one of those scenes where I take his hand and show him some things, ... and I remember Frank ...
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I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.
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What Tom did a great job with was that he made sure this team had a chip on its shoulder.
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- I tak nieźle sobie pożyłem.
- Co to za życie? – powiedział ojciec.- Nic tylko kłamstw...
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Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend . . .
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I'm an old rock and roll buff. I love Bruce Springsteen and Tom Petty.
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You know what it is? Alot of these people are just now jumping on the 'we hate Tom' band waggon. I'v...
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I worked at first in a music store, and soon enough found myself hanging out with people like Patti ...
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Tom Cruise is dope.
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I think the international outpouring of gratitude for the work Tom was doing is a wonderful thing.
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I'm an old rock and roll buff. I love Bruce Springsteen and Tom Petty.
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I wish I was as cocksure of anything as Tom Macaulay is of everything.
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This is what Tom Rogers was hired to do: make bold, timely moves.
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"May the music from an Angel's harp, lift your spirit and touch your soul." ~ Tom Baker
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Words signify man's refusal to accept the world as it is.
HERBERT KAUFMAN
Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is true. There are a mil...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
We wanted to promote civic engagement and to use the cultural arts to diversify the educational expe...
GREG KAUFMAN
After a lot of helpful conversation among faculty and students in the School of Health Sciences and ...
GREGG KAUFMAN
Why would they do that? They know he's failing.
GALE KAUFMAN
There is so much anger about the governor holding this election that we're not worried about turnout...
GALE KAUFMAN
If for some reason the system does not run properly, the Water Pollution Control Authority has the r...
HOWARD KAUFMAN
There are monsters among us, it’s true. But there are heroes too.
AMIE KAUFMAN
The increase in local funds is comparable to last year, so it's consistent. But the overall fiscal s...
JOSHUA KAUFMAN
Failure is only postponed success as long as courage 'coaches' ambition. The habit of persis...
HERBERT KAUFMAN
Perhaps bravery is simply the face humanity wraps around its collective madness.
AMIE KAUFMAN
I think if something resonates, even if it's surreal, it's because it is relatable and I thi...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
We try to organize the world, which isn't organized the way our brains want to organize it. We t...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
Once again Sikorsky, Pratt and Whitney and Hamilton Sundstrand workers in Connecticut and elsewhere ...
LISI KAUFMAN
I would be willing to bet that if one day a woman walked barefoot to the moon and back and a man cle...
MARGO KAUFMAN
I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to 'make them a...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.
MARGO KAUFMAN
I think that people have expectations of themselves and other people that are based on these fiction...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
I do have, at different times, a certain kind of self-consciousness in the world, an insecurity.
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
There's no way to describe what I do. It's just me.
ANDY KAUFMAN
Of course, the Meryl Streep in the play is nothing like the real Meryl, and the proof of that is tha...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
We're going to get a pump here. This water is not going anywhere here.
CAROLE KAUFMAN
They are always very lax about putting restrictions on violence for children's movies, which I t...
PHILIP KAUFMAN
I'm from the '60s, but no one has ever accused me of being a hippie. I never had much intere...
LLOYD KAUFMAN
There's no way to describe what I do. It's just me.
ANDY KAUFMAN
I'm not a celebrity. I'm intentionally and defiantly not a celebrity. I don't have any interest in i...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
This means you have to negotiate the discharge. Negotiate it so that in return for [pay or benefit] ...
ALAN KAUFMAN
It's an affirmation of the direction the city was heading. The purpose was to have outside experts t...
CARYN KAUFMAN
Failure is only postponed success as long as courage 'coaches' ambition. The habit of persistence is...
HERBERT KAUFMAN
Very often, anti-corruption commissions are a politically expedient response to domestic and interna...
DANIEL KAUFMAN
I think you just assume that your memory is just sort of a video playback of your experience, but it...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
I don't think it's something to be portrayed in a positive way down at the Oceanfront where we're tr...
ADAM KAUFMAN
Everybody has had labs where you can do testing.
ADAM KAUFMAN
The winning team recognized the attack before the other ones. You had to send e-mail to the judges t...
ADAM KAUFMAN
When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my...
ANDY KAUFMAN
If you're cutting corners on things, someone may blow the whistle on you.
ALAN KAUFMAN
A discharged employee leaves unhappy. Many people who are discharged, first thing they do is open th...
ALAN KAUFMAN
When we are running full out, we average around 35 million gallons (of water) a week. Annually, we c...
ALEX KAUFMAN
That puts a smile on my face.
ALEX KAUFMAN
...your zeal to face life's rough and tumble, your ardor to accept the responsibilities of adulthood...
MILLARD KAUFMAN
The decker these ***holes brought with them is top tier, but I'm going to stomp his jelly beans so h...
AMIE KAUFMAN