(⊙ω⊙)♡ try 1ClickRepeater.com repeat youtube videos

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.


Bill Watterson

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I'm so far behind I will nev...
UNKNOWN
God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will l...
UNKNOWN
I knew that God put me on this earth to be on the radio.
ED BRADLEY
I am so happy for Tom and Cindy, and I am grateful that they can now put this two-year saga behind t...
CHARLES FELDMANN
It's been a long, hard road, so I've definitely learned to appreciate what this weekend means. I kno...
DONTRELL MOORE
I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary.
LOU HOLTZ
If I am not, may God put me there; and if I am, may God so keep me.
JOAN OF ARC
When I'm hiring someone I look for magic and a spark. Little things that intuitively give me a g...
TOMMY MOTTOLA
If I believe that I am right, I will take it to the end of the earth until I am proven right.
BILL ACKMAN
If I wanna die I may be awesome that I fear nothing. So I can do anything in this earth. Cause I am ...
AREFIN BASHAR ARIF
If you have a chance to accomplish something that will make things better for people coming behind y...
ROBERTO CLEMENTE
Sometimes I go to God and say, "God, if Thou dost never answer another prayer while I live on this e...
A.W. TOZER
Nature never taught me that there exists a God of glory and of infinite majesty. I had to learn that...
C.S. LEWIS
Music is a gift from the heavens, I am feeling heaven on earth right now.
KēVENS
I have a spiritual journey on earth.
Lord anoint and empower me to accomplish my great task on ...
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
Ethan: You can run. You can keep running to the ends of the earth. But I won't be far behind you. No...
CHLOE NEILL
I've put in so much effort that, now I have won this, I am so happy.
AMY YANG
I was asked by a concerned church-goer: "Is your relationship with God okay?" and I answered "My rel...
C. JOYBELL C.
I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not...
MARK TWAIN
I was leftwing, I am leftwing, and I will die leftwing.
ZYGMUNT BAUMAN
I am on a mission, I will depend on a greater power to accomplish the task.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away bu...
JOHN MASON BROWN
I guess I so desperately want to see us put this planet right. It's so horrifying to me that a f...
ANN DRUYAN
I am not on this planet to get something done - the things we accomplish are expressions of our purp...
PAUL WILLIAMS
LAST NITE I HAD A DREAM. NOW I KNOW FOUR THINGS. I KNOW THAT MY VOICE DOESN’T CHANGE – BUT I STI...
JOHN IRVING
I never ask God to give me anything; I only ask him to put me where things are
MEXICAN PROVERB
Wish I am free from barriers when I die, and Buddha will welcome me from far away. - Buddha
BUDDHA
You can run. You can keep running to the ends of the earth. But I won’t be far behind you.”
CHLOE NEILL
I never cared but for one thing, and that is, simply to know that I am right before my Father in Hea...
BRIGHAM YOUNG
I know God is working on me. I'm on a personal journey. I believe God wants to be the only voice I h...
FOXY BROWN
I would not have lasted a minute, literally a minute, on this Earth without God and angels by my sid...
MATTIE STEPANEK
My Lord God, I have no idea where I am going. I do not see the road ahead of me. I cannot know for c...
THOMAS MERTON
I always prayed that God would give me the wisdom and the vision to do the things on this earth that...
BILLY RAY CYRUS
Reminiscence why do you do this when I see things? Don't do this to me. I am so well aware of the da...
MARLENE M. CHAVEZ
Reminiscence why do you do this when I see things? Don't do this to me. I am so well aware of the da...
MARLENE M. CHAVEZ
I decree and I declare that I am not a raw material but rather a finished product. God knows me and ...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR
May the Spirit of God empower you with divine strength to accomplish your mission on earth.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
So far a lot of battles I have won, so far I have reached the game with the chess puzzles 105 level ...
DEYTH BANGER
I call this injustice. I will tell you right here now, I am going to sue.
ANN MEREDITH
I have put a lot of hard work into getting where I am right now.
CRAIG MOORE
God sent me on earth. He send me to do something, and nobody can stop me. If God want to stop me, th...
BOB MARLEY
Now God be praised, I will die in peace.
JAMES WOLFE
You get a very knowledgeable crowd there (at York Hall). They got behind me as a prospect, so I am l...
CARL FROCH
In this perfect world, there are certain imperfections that catch your eye. That's what works fo...
SONAKSHI SINHA
Brett and I have talked about a number of issues, things that are going on in Green Bay, as far as t...
MIKE MCCARTHY
Am I as spontaneously kind to God as I used to be, or am I only expecting God to be kind to me? Am I...
OSWALD CHAMBERS
Science tells me God must exist. My mind tells me I will never understand God. And my heart tells me...
DAN BROWN
Well I am afraid that I am going to die, because I have just put a down payment on a house.
DAVID THEWLIS
Ignorance is avoiding that which stands in front of me out of the misplaced hope that it will put wh...
CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH
I was giving up. I would have given up - if a voice hadn't made itself heard in my heart. The voice ...
YANN MARTEL
I once said some mean things about someone, and they were standing right behind me. That experience ...
RACHELE BROOKE SMITH
I can guarantee right now that they would never build a casino on that land. This is simply a red he...
DOUG ELMETS
I never wanted to set the world on fire. So I never had to burn any bridges behind me.
DINAH SHORE
I am far more encouraged as a career service professional now than in 2000 by the number of employer...
GUY DAVIS
I put in so much for this sport, and it kind of stinks to see your teammates lose every match. I jus...
BRETT THIBODEAU
I put in so much for this sport, and it kind of stinks to see your teammates lose every match. I jus...
BRETT THIBODEAU
Let whoever can do so deceive me, he will never bring it about that I am nothing, so long as I conti...
RENé DESCARTES
I don?t put on too much weight. They like me at my size right now as long as I am getting faster.
FELIX JONES
God gave us life on this earth so that we would fulfill His commission to establish the kingdom of G...
SUNDAY ADELAJA
NASCAR is absolutely where I want to be, but at the same time I can't lose focus of what I am doing ...
JOSH WISE
Hope dangles on a stringLike slow spinning redemptionWinding in and winding outThe shine of it has c...
DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL
In this world of doubt, one thing is certain for me; that I will go on writing songs up to and - I h...
ROBYN HITCHCOCK
I could die in this bed with him right now, wrapped in his arms and I would never know that I had di...
J.A. REDMERSKI
I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL
I will meet you in the next three days. In the name of God Almighty, I proclaim the end of the world...
MEHMET ALI AğCA
I will never give up on what I love. I will never back down. I will never let go of anything that is...
SHANNON L. ALDER
I feel like I am being put on notice that the number of shows with artistic excellence is going to b...
LARRY LEON HAMLIN
Prove I am wrong, I will leave this earth.
TANMAYA GURU
If anyone was put on this earth to fulfill the role of ambassador, defined as the 'highest ranking d...
BOYD PALMER
When my friends are gone, and i am so troubled all alone. My mother is always right behind me, prayi...
BRADLEY B. DALINA
God will never judge me based on how I am treated by another. He does, however, judge me based on my...
VERONICA S. MCCOY
I'm on a personal journey. I believe God wants to be the only voice I hear right now. I know I will ...
FOXY BROWN
To be honest the future of The Life of One Kid... won't go very far... but I won't only put books/fi...
DEYTH BANGER
We can never go back again, that much is certain. The past is still close to us. The things we have ...
DAPHNE DU MAURIER
I am Thy servant to do Thy will, and that will is sweeter to me than position or riches or fame, and...
A.W. TOZER
People keep asking how long I will be staying around, but it's not something I can put a number on. ...
JOHN HARTSON
That put us so far behind that we have to play catch-up all day.
MARK MARTIN
The belief in immortality has always seemed cowardly to me. When very young I learned that all thing...
ANNE SMEDLEY
The belief in immortality has always seemed cowardly to me. When very young I learned that all thin...
ANNE SMEDLEY
I am waiting for a sign that will indicate to me what meaning I must give to my life, but right now ...
LUCY LAWLESS
I just want to put this one behind me and look forward to my next outing, ... I am going to do every...
JOE KENNEDY
Meriwether Lewis's last words were, 'I am not a coward, but I am so strong. So hard to die.' I don't...
JOHN GREEN
Who am I? I am that. Nothing can change that. Words, intellect and concepts can never reach that. It...
AMIT RAY
I am making a collection of the things my opponents have found me to be and, when this election is o...
LYNDON B. JOHNSON
God wants to accomplish the calling of winners, he wants us to establish His victory on earth
SUNDAY ADELAJA
Oh, did you expect me to play fair?" Cupid laughed. "I am the god of love. I am never fair.
RICK RIORDAN
I am confident that the Republican Party will pick a nominee that will beat Bill Clinton.
DAN QUAYLE
In retrospect, I'm really shocked at how far I put my heart out there on the line with 'Prim...
RUFUS WAINWRIGHT
I am confident that the Republican Party will pick a nominee that will beat Bill Clinton.
DAN QUAYLE
Without a doubt, there's a lot of car owners and drivers right now that are thinking, 'Hmmm, am I be...
JEFF BURTON
I will never say never, but I can tell you right now - I am perfectly happy with being who I am. I j...
LONI LOVE
There are so many meets between now and Beijing. I have a lot I want to accomplish this year.
ANDREW ROCK
I am delighted the president has signed this bill, ... Hawaii can now begin to develop alternative s...
DANIEL AKAKA
I left college early, I was immature, ... You go through certain things, but you learn from them and...
KOREN ROBINSON
It's not like they're just throwing me to the wolves and saying, 'Here's a girl, let's give her an o...
ERIN CROCKER
Right now I am doing my residency in orthopedic research.
DEBI THOMAS
I will never quit. My nation expects me to be physically harder and mentally stronger than my enemie...
MARCUS LUTTRELL
I have a phenomenal team behind me who have helped get me here and I, along with them, will now put ...
OSCAR PISTORIUS
We are too quick to put labels on things. It is my profession. I get up and paint. Everyone wants to...
GEOFFREY HOLDER
It's so stupid because all I wanted was space and now that I have it, there's this part of me that's...
HANNAH HARRINGTON

More Bill Watterson

As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a ...
BILL WATTERSON
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that non...
BILL WATTERSON
The problem with people is that they're only human.
BILL WATTERSON
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to...
BILL WATTERSON
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't wa...
BILL WATTERSON
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
BILL WATTERSON
I just read this great science fiction story. It's about how machines take control of humans and tur...
BILL WATTERSON
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
BILL WATTERSON
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all th...
BILL WATTERSON
Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to...
BILL WATTERSON
Comics are capable of being anything the mind can imagine. I consider it a great privilege to be a c...
BILL WATTERSON
I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal.
BILL WATTERSON
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
BILL WATTERSON
If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the...
BILL WATTERSON
Wow, it really snowed last night! Isn't it wonderful? Everything familiar has disappeared! The world...
BILL WATTERSON
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to ...
BILL WATTERSON
Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table.
Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE...
BILL WATTERSON
You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor that will be the stron...
BILL WATTERSON
Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
BILL WATTERSON
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add ...
BILL WATTERSON
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and wh...
BILL WATTERSON
To make a business decision, you don't need much philosophy; all you need is greed, and maybe a litt...
BILL WATTERSON
If I had rolled along with the strip's popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20...
BILL WATTERSON
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
BILL WATTERSON
You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
What mood i...
BILL WATTERSON
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner m...
BILL WATTERSON
I'll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
BILL WATTERSON
You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it...
BILL WATTERSON
You know, maybe we don't need enemies."
"Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
BILL WATTERSON
Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.”
“That’s thoughtful of you...
BILL WATTERSON
CALVIN: Hey, I got some mail! It's a Valentine card.
HOBBES: From Susie Derkins!
CALVIN: ...
BILL WATTERSON
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I've brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think ...
BILL WATTERSON
I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
BILL WATTERSON
Today for show & tell, I've brought in some flash cards I made. Each card has a letter followed ...
BILL WATTERSON
How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food and beer conglomerate...
BILL WATTERSON
Oh lovely snowball, packed with care, smack a head that's unaware! Then with freezing ice to spare, ...
BILL WATTERSON
You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants.
BILL WATTERSON
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has or...
BILL WATTERSON
From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and...
BILL WATTERSON
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
BILL WATTERSON
People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private lan...
BILL WATTERSON
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?
BILL WATTERSON
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSON
Reality continues to ruin my life.
BILL WATTERSON
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
BILL WATTERSON
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
BILL WATTERSON
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstei...
BILL WATTERSON
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery -- it recharges...
BILL WATTERSON
It took hundreds of years for these woods to grow, and they leveled it in a week. It's gone. After t...
BILL WATTERSON
The world isn't fair, Calvin."
"I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSON
Watcha doin'?”
“Looking for frogs.”
“How come?”
“I must follow the inscru...
BILL WATTERSON
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of borin...
BILL WATTERSON
I've been thinking Hobbes"
"On a weekend?"
"Well, it wasn't on purpose
BILL WATTERSON
Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower?

Of course not. Don't be silly.

Eve...
BILL WATTERSON
Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.
BILL WATTERSON
Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any prepost...
BILL WATTERSON
Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.
BILL WATTERSON
I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
BILL WATTERSON
Now what state do you live in?'
'Denial.
BILL WATTERSON
I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.
BILL WATTERSON
My life needs a rewind/erase button.
BILL WATTERSON
If you don't have anything to say just keep quiet! Provoking a reaction isn't the same as saying som...
BILL WATTERSON
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
BILL WATTERSON
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if...
BILL WATTERSON
If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 minutes, than it's probably not worth...
BILL WATTERSON
Calvin: I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of wri...
BILL WATTERSON
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and wh...
BILL WATTERSON
[A little more than a year after the comic entered syndication, it was collected in a book that beca...
BILL WATTERSON
In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me hap...
BILL WATTERSON
Quick! To the Bat-Fax!
BILL WATTERSON
Idiocy is the essence of the male mind.
BILL WATTERSON
BE CAREFUL, OR BE ROADKILL!
BILL WATTERSON
Genius is never understood in its own time.
BILL WATTERSON
[Calvin: A 6-year-old boy who thinks like a grown-up and fantasizes like a child.] Calvin is very fr...
BILL WATTERSON
I learned about what I love. Imagination, deep friendship, animals, family, the natural world, ideas...
BILL WATTERSON
A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they'll be...
BILL WATTERSON
Let it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
BILL WATTERSON
Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars!" - Calvin

"Flatulence could be all...
BILL WATTERSON
Calvin: Dad where do babies come from?
Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit an...
BILL WATTERSON
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?
Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!
BILL WATTERSON
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
BILL WATTERSON
CALVIN:
Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor?

When you thi...
BILL WATTERSON
The center snaps the ball to the quarterback!"
"No he doesn't!"
"He doesn't?"
"NO! Se...
BILL WATTERSON
I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.
BILL WATTERSON
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement. In a cultur...
BILL WATTERSON
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
BILL WATTERSON
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
BILL WATTERSON
You can present the material, but you can't make me care.
BILL WATTERSON
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?
BILL WATTERSON
Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
BILL WATTERSON
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges ...
BILL WATTERSON
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
BILL WATTERSON
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves an...
BILL WATTERSON
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's differ...
BILL WATTERSON
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a...
BILL WATTERSON
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
BILL WATTERSON
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
BILL WATTERSON
Enemy fighters at two o'clock!Roger. What should I do until then?
BILL WATTERSON
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
BILL WATTERSON
If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.
BILL WATTERSON
After today, I'll bet Santa takes a shovel to the reindeer stalls to fill your stocking.
BILL WATTERSON
No more of parental rules!We're heading for the snow!Good riddance to those grown up ghouls!We're le...
BILL WATTERSON
Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.
-Calvin
BILL WATTERSON
This is where dad burried the little raccoon.
I don't even know he existed a few days ago and n...
BILL WATTERSON
Scientific Progress goes boink?
BILL WATTERSON
Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"...
BILL WATTERSON
Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic...
BILL WATTERSON
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
BILL WATTERSON
We've had a few, but considering the length of the delay, it has not been bad.
BILL WATTERSON
The timber wolves will be our friends.We'll stay up late and howl,At the moon, till nighttime ends,B...
BILL WATTERSON
Whenever I hear about people trying to rediscover the "child within," I want to scream.
BILL WATTERSON
I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by H...
BILL WATTERSON
The kind of girl I was attracted to in school and eventually married.
BILL WATTERSON
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of...
BILL WATTERSON
There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.
BILL WATTERSON
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to ...
BILL WATTERSON
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
BILL WATTERSON
If you have the personalities down, you understand them and identify with them; you can stick them i...
BILL WATTERSON
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
BILL WATTERSON
It took hundreds of years for these woods to grow, and they leveled it in a week. It's gone. After t...
BILL WATTERSON
If someone wants to be a cartoonist, let's see him develop his own strip instead of taking over the ...
BILL WATTERSON
Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'...
BILL WATTERSON
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did?
Calvin: No, but I can recite t...
BILL WATTERSON
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.
BILL WATTERSON
This tiger is sprawled
So still and so flat,
A question arises
When glancing thereat....
BILL WATTERSON
I was not prepared for the resulting attention. Besides disliking the diminishment of privacy and th...
BILL WATTERSON
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster th...
BILL WATTERSON
Probably the only person Calvin fears.
BILL WATTERSON
Mom and Dad can make the rulesAnd certain things forbid,But I can make them wish that theyhad never ...
BILL WATTERSON
The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with the cartoonists. S...
BILL WATTERSON
We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are...
BILL WATTERSON
True, comics are a popular art, and yes, I believe their primary obligation is to entertain, but com...
BILL WATTERSON
Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding.
BILL WATTERSON
If you can't win by reason, go for volume.
BILL WATTERSON
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.
BILL WATTERSON
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
BILL WATTERSON
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
BILL WATTERSON
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSON
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
BILL WATTERSON
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
BILL WATTERSON
I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.
BILL WATTERSON
I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I said, heck, this is craz...
BILL WATTERSON
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
BILL WATTERSON
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
BILL WATTERSON
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
BILL WATTERSON
I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
BILL WATTERSON
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
BILL WATTERSON
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried ...
BILL WATTERSON
They can't chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can't contain it! Laws can't restrain it! Aut...
BILL WATTERSON
By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an i...
BILL WATTERSON
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSON
Experience is food for the brain.
BILL WATTERSON
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery -- it recharges...
BILL WATTERSON
They can't chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can't contain it! Laws can't restrain it! Aut...
BILL WATTERSON
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
BILL WATTERSON
I'm sick of everybody telling me what to do.
BILL WATTERSON
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
BILL WATTERSON
Childhood is short and maturity is forever.
BILL WATTERSON
Such is American business, I guess, where the desire for obscene profit mutes any discussion of cons...
BILL WATTERSON
You can lead people to the truth, but you can't make them understand it.
BILL WATTERSON
I hate to subject it to too much analysis, but one thing I have fun with is the rarity of things bei...
BILL WATTERSON
Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
BILL WATTERSON
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?
Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to c...
BILL WATTERSON
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a tes...
BILL WATTERSON
You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'

'That's why animals are s...
BILL WATTERSON
CALVIN:
This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the ...
BILL WATTERSON
Some days you get up and you already know that things aren't going to go well. They're the type of d...
BILL WATTERSON
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
BILL WATTERSON
Verbing weirds language.
BILL WATTERSON
Mom says death is as natural as birth, and it's all part of the life cycle.
She says we don't r...
BILL WATTERSON
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a new...
BILL WATTERSON
Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.

-Hobbes
BILL WATTERSON
County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the probl...
BILL WATTERSON
Calvin: "I read this library book you got me."
Calvin's Mom: "What did you think of it?"
C...
BILL WATTERSON
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.
BILL WATTERSON
You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.
BILL WATTERSON
It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but wha...
BILL WATTERSON
Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, a...
BILL WATTERSON
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
BILL WATTERSON
In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
BILL WATTERSON
My book is called, "Shut Up And Stop Whining: How To Do Something With Your Life Besides Think About...
BILL WATTERSON
S...For Stupendous!
T...For Tiger, ferocity of!
U...For Underwear, Red!
P...For Power...
BILL WATTERSON
Don't look into car headlights and freeze, because you'll either get run over or shot!
BILL WATTERSON
Like delicate lace,
So the threads intertwine,
Oh, gossamer web
Of wond'rous design!<...
BILL WATTERSON
You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different...
BILL WATTERSON
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
BILL WATTERSON
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differe...
BILL WATTERSON
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
BILL WATTERSON
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, ...
BILL WATTERSON
I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you a...
BILL WATTERSON
Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available...
BILL WATTERSON
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play ...
BILL WATTERSON
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
BILL WATTERSON
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
BILL WATTERSON
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSON
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
BILL WATTERSON
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
BILL WATTERSON
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
BILL WATTERSON
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
BILL WATTERSON
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
BILL WATTERSON