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The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
ADRIEN BRODY
I think Ellen DeGeneres is just hysterical.
PAUL RUDD
Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution.

Procrastinate now, don’t put it...
ELLEN DEGENERES
The mainstream needs Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell. The mainstream needs RuPaul.
BILLY EICHNER
It's not being marketed as a gay show by a gay person. It's just Ellen DeGeneres.
KYAN DOUGLAS
Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.
ELLEN DEGENERES
When I was a kid, Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell were mere blips on the gaydar; and they we...
BETH DITTO
Who knows, it could have been Hillary Clinton herself, doing a Freudian slip during a commercial bre...
BRIAN DONAHUE
The Ellen DeGeneres show called, and they are interested in Ian. We didn't expect anything like that...
IAN GILCHRIST
Who knows, it could have been Hillary Clinton herself, doing a Freudian slip during a commercial bre...
BRIAN DONAHUE
We'll go see some theater, and we'll hang out and do some stuff there. We'll go to clubs, ... Ellen ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, So...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, ''...
ELLEN DEGENERES
It's just the way Ellen does things.
JAN HARDESTY
I guess you never think your enemy is as clever as you are.
CINDA WILLIAMS CHIMA
This is an evolving kind of situation, and what might have been appropriate a week ago might not be ...
KEN EHRLICH
I'm just calm under fire. I'm not intimidating at all.
KEENEN IVORY WAYANS
I was a big Jay Leno fan, so I was sorry to see him go. But my number one person that I watch, she&#...
MEGYN KELLY
Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.
KATHY GRIFFIN
In rare instances you have to give up what you thought was a great scene.
KEENEN IVORY WAYANS
People love gossip. It's the biggest thing that keeps the entertainment industry going.
ELLEN DEGENERES
I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego. I believe we'r...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to do...
ELLEN DEGENERES
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
ELLEN DEGENERES
I'm just saying we can all work on our manners. We can say please and thank you. We can be punctual....
ELLEN DEGENERES
Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for brea...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and...
ELLEN DEGENERES
What’s not so great is that all this technology is destroying our social skills. Not only have we ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Don't give advice. It will come back and bite you in the [butt]. Don't take anyone's advice. So, my ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. B...
ELLEN DEGENERES
They say you just stand over there, he'll say thank you and you walk back off and that's what I thou...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most.
ELLEN DEGENERES
I think everybody should have the same anger towards the injustice that's happening and the hatr...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Anne wrote it for me and directed, so I was stuck with it, ... We always got along. It's almost gros...
ELLEN DEGENERES
New Orleans is my hometown, and our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone affected.
ELLEN DEGENERES
I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
ELLEN DEGENERES
Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I would say 'no'! It's such a thankless job. If you do great, nobody mentions it. If you don't, ever...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I have a great career, and I have wonderful fans who really are supportive and loyal - because I'...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write 'over' on...
ELLEN DEGENERES
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. The...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I'm a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.
ELLEN DEGENERES
I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He's...
ELLEN DEGENERES
It’s hard to understand failure when you’re going through it, but in the grand scheme of things ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
You just have to keep driving down the road. It’s going to bend and curve and you’ll speed up an...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I just wish we could hold on to that sense of wonder because sometimes we don’t notice some of the...
ELLEN DEGENERES
When we learn to accept that, other people learn to accept us. So be who you really are. Embrace who...
ELLEN DEGENERES
No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.
ELLEN DEGENERES
...we should be grateful for them because without our family—the ancestors we descend from, the co...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.
ELLEN DEGENERES
Raspberry Sorbet with Capers
ELLEN DEGENERES
woken up by houseboy Mañuel 10:00:07 a.m.—Quietly utter the word “snooze,” letting Mañuel
ELLEN DEGENERES
Haters are my motivators
ELLEN DEGENERES
Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these d...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I say always follow your passion, no matter what, because even if it's not the same financial su...
ELLEN DEGENERES
When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it's hard for me to embrace that, b...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Even before I knew I was gay, I knew I didn't want to have a child. I knew I didn't want to ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She...
ELLEN DEGENERES
If you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done anything? They should u...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear a...
ELLEN DEGENERES
It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves.
ELLEN DEGENERES
Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also ha...
ELLEN DEGENERES
My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the c...
ELLEN DEGENERES
The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens....
ELLEN DEGENERES
Life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if t...
ELLEN DEGENERES
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
ELLEN DEGENERES
Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find...
ELLEN DEGENERES
People give me such a hard time because I don't wear dresses. What's that got to do with any...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
ELLEN DEGENERES
It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's j...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
ELLEN DEGENERES
I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with.
ELLEN DEGENERES
Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and just run away.
ELLEN DEGENERES
We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
"I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Don't hold onto things, it will only bring you pain.
ELLEN DEGENERES
But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let's get o...
ELLEN DEGENERES
"I swear if Colgate comes out with one more type of toothepaste. I just want clean teeth that's all ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
ELLEN DEGENERES
And be sure to look for me next month when I host the North Korean Peoples Choice Awards.
ELLEN DEGENERES
Soap Talk.
ELLEN DEGENERES
[I went to a] coffee shop here and the smallest coffee is a tall... "I need a coffee with a side of ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Oh she tripped?....Nooo, she's running. I thought she tripped but she's running. She stopped running...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like...
ELLEN DEGENERES
"I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just lik...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Let the naysayers nay. They will eventually grow tired of naying.
ELLEN DEGENERES
Here’s a professional tip: If you have to say you’re kidding, it might not be a great joke.
ELLEN DEGENERES
You know, there’s probably a lot of moisture in caves, too, which would be bad for my hair. And al...
ELLEN DEGENERES
There aren’t a lot of hobbies you can eat. Like, let’s say you love to cook. That’s a bad exam...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I’m happy, for example, that I no longer eat paste, like I did when I was twenty-four.
ELLEN DEGENERES
We're all different people and we're allowed to be different from one another. If someone ever says ...
ELLEN DEGENERES

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I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, ''...
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Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I would say 'no'! It's such a thankless job. If you do great, nobody mentions it. If you don't, ever...
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I have a great career, and I have wonderful fans who really are supportive and loyal - because I'...
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Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write 'over' on...
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In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. The...
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You just have to keep driving down the road. It’s going to bend and curve and you’ll speed up an...
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I just wish we could hold on to that sense of wonder because sometimes we don’t notice some of the...
ELLEN DEGENERES
When we learn to accept that, other people learn to accept us. So be who you really are. Embrace who...
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No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.
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I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She...
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If you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done anything? They should u...
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Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear a...
ELLEN DEGENERES
It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves.
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Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also ha...
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ELLEN DEGENERES
Don't hold onto things, it will only bring you pain.
ELLEN DEGENERES
But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let's get o...
ELLEN DEGENERES
"I swear if Colgate comes out with one more type of toothepaste. I just want clean teeth that's all ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
ELLEN DEGENERES
And be sure to look for me next month when I host the North Korean Peoples Choice Awards.
ELLEN DEGENERES
Soap Talk.
ELLEN DEGENERES
[I went to a] coffee shop here and the smallest coffee is a tall... "I need a coffee with a side of ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Oh she tripped?....Nooo, she's running. I thought she tripped but she's running. She stopped running...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like...
ELLEN DEGENERES
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Let’s all challenge ourselves today to get up and move a little more.
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But what's important is that you enjoy and appreciate every day, and that's something you can accomp...
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I spend a lot of time exploring my body. Hang on, that doesn't sound quite right. What I mean to say...
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You're never too old to play. You're only too old for low-rise jeans.
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I'm sure there's somebody out there who doesn't like Betty White because she's short...
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I'm not an activist; I don't look for controversy. I'm not a political person, but I'...
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If we're destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from one another and how we...
ELLEN DEGENERES
If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.
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If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birt...
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Who's to say what's better or worse anyway? Who's to even say what's normal or average? We're all di...
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It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.
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It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me be...
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The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.
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It's not like I grew up playing pranks on people, and I was not that girl in school.
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I've moved about 10 times over the past 15 years. I don't move for the sole purpose of getti...
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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses,...
ELLEN DEGENERES
It must be around forty, when you're "over the hill." I don't even know what that means and why it's...
ELLEN DEGENERES
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from...
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a lot of young viewers, but I also have a lot of older viewers. This chapter is for my older fans—...
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ELLEN DEGENERES
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Happiness comes from within. You have the power to change your own mind-set so that all the negative...
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To me, beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin.
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lost all of those things and you had to live in a cave all
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I was raised that you don't use something nice until there's someplace to go.
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ELLEN DEGENERES
There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would ...
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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful ...
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Answers to Frequently Asked Questions:
Yes.
Yes.
No.
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Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim thr...
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The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yours...
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Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don't ev...
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True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is ab...
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Laugh. Laugh as much as you can. Laugh until you cry. Cry until you laugh. Keep doing it even if peo...
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is c...
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The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on...
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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and ha...
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Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off.
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I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been ...
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I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. I...
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What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool at all. I mean, I had a mullet and wore...
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Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the wo...
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I get those fleeting, beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness - and then the other 23 hours a...
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I have sadness in me. I have anger in me. I have heartbreak in me.
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Whatever you define family as, family is just a part of belonging to something that takes care of yo...
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I love kids. But that's such a big commitment. And it seems long-term. It seems like a commitmen...
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Right before I decided to come out, I went on a spiritual retreat called 'Changing the Inner Dia...
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My father was a first reader in the Christian Science Church, which is similar to being a preacher. ...
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I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and they're seeing too much. Everything is abo...
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I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from......
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I do have ADD and in real life, I'm all over the place and can hardly focus. If we were talking ...
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...if you want to add a little spice to your life, plant some dill. And learn to salsa.
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Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.'

Ellen: 'No, not unless y...
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The problem with labels is that they lead to stereotypes and stereotypes lead to generalizations and...
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But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let's g...
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Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and just run away.
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The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's a coincid...
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"I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. ...
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We've quit our agents, let go of our publicist. We're selling our house and leaving town.
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There are a million people who are refugees, ... Life goes on, and if it didn't impact you directly,...
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"Here's the analogy. If my body were a car, I'd be thinking about trading it in around now. I would ...
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Faith is part of who I am, yes. I was raised Christian Scientist. The most important thing I saw eve...
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its like picking your least favorite color of the rainbow
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If we're destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one...
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That's what life is all about. There's a lot of crying. So you'd better cry now and get used to it.
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The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime...
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I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave ...
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The first house I bought was a little Spanish bungalow on Clinton Street in West Hollywood, right be...
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True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass.
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Sometimes the greatest things are the most embarrassing.
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Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diape...
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Some people believe that to find happiness, you should live each day of your life as if it's your la...
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Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.
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Emote. It's okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling.
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