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I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about something you're automatically demeaning it.


David Walliams

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It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place... it's when we start ...
DAVID HUME
Travel far enough, you meet yourself.
DAVID MITCHELL
I don’t know [why we're here]. People sometimes say to me, ‘Why don’t you admit that the hummi...
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH
It doesn't have to be on Valentine's Day. It doesn't have to be by the time you turn eighteen or thi...
DAVID LEVITHAN
When you are attracted to, and eat, fruits, occasionally a seed will be carried within you to a fert...
DAVID WOLFE
Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and stil...
DAVID BYRNE
It was a mistake," you said. But the cruel thing was, it felt like the mistake was mine, for trustin...
DAVID LEVITHAN
I've always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the floorboards of the sku...
DAVID BENIOFF
Why can't people just sit and read books and be nice to each other?
DAVID BALDACCI
Tisiphone stood silent and helpless in Alicia's mind. It was all she could do to keep Alicia's blind...
DAVID WEBER
Be civilized. Grudges are for Neanderthals. – Hubert Humphrey
DAVID PIETRUSZA
I like a good story and I also like staring at the sea-- do I have to choose between the two?
DAVID BYRNE
Here's what I think. We all want someone to build a fort with. We want somebody to swap crayons with...
DAVID LEVITHAN
What's the best thing to do if you want to keep your hair when it starts falling out? Put it in a b...
DAVID LETTERMAN
Not everyone is attracted to politics
DAVID BOTTER
Weak minds sink under prosperity as well as adversity; but strong and deep ones have two high tides.
DAVID HARE
Any language is necessarily a finite system applied with different degrees of creativity to an infin...
DAVID LODGE
We Americans have always considered Hollywood, at best, a sinkhole of depraved venality. And, of cou...
DAVID MAMET
A dramatic experience concerned with the mundane may inform but it cannot release; and one concerned...
DAVID MAMET
Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself, i...
DAVID SEABURY
Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well too.
DAVID STOREY
The idea that men are created free and equal is both true and misleading: men are created different;...
DAVID RIESMAN
All that I am I owe to Jesus Christ, revealed to me in His divine Book.
DAVID LIVINGSTONE
If there are things you don't like in the world you grew up in, make your own life different.
DAVID THOMAS
You can do what you want to do. You can be what you want to be.
DAVID THOMAS
It is dangerous to confuse children with angels.
DAVID FYFE
We live in deeds, not years: In thoughts not breaths; In feelings, not in figures on a dial. We shou...
DAVID BAILEY
It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success.
DAVID FEHERTY
The poetry from the eighteenth century was prose; the prose from the seventeenth century was poetry.
DAVID HARE
Where ambition can cover its enterprises, even to the person himself, under the appearance of princi...
DAVID HUME
By abrogating all moral standards in their war against Israel, Arab and Muslim leaders initiated a p...
DAVID FRUM
The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you wit...
DAVID BRINKLEY
People have this illusion that all over the world, all of the time, all kinds of fantastic things ar...
DAVID BRINKLEY
Since nothing we intend is ever faultless, and nothing we attempt ever without error, and nothing we...
DAVID AUGSBURGER
Custom, then, is the great guide of human life.
DAVID HUME
I will place no value on anything I have or may possess except in relation to the kingdom of Christ.
DAVID LIVINGSTONE
An active propaganda machinery controlled bv the world's largest corporations constantly reassures u...
DAVID KORTEN
I always said that mega-mergers were for megalomaniacs.
DAVID OGILVY
The ability to sign a check is the least reliable guide to a company's fitness.
DAVID PLOWRIGHT
The secret of long life is double careers. One to about age sixty, then another for the next thirty ...
DAVID OGILVY
Don't worry about growing older or pleasing others. Please yourself.
DAVID BROWN
In a world we find terrifying, we ratify that which doesn't threaten us.
DAVID MAMET
The worst thing that one can do is not try, to be aware of what one wants and not give in to it, to ...
DAVID VISCOTT
Custom is the great guide to human life
DAVID HUME
Idealism is what precedes experience, cynicism is what follows.
DAVID WOLF
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand do...
DAVID WOOD