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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.


Bill Cosby

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Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is t...
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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.
BILL COSBY
The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment & undying love.
BILL COSBY
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do,...
BILL COSBY
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try please everyone.
BILL COSBY
Network executives never did understand what made our show work,
BILL COSBY
The more you invest in that child, the more you're not going to let some CD tell your child how to c...
BILL COSBY
We go out of our way to make people so different, ... to punish them because of color, because of se...
BILL COSBY
I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, midlife for an elephant, and ancient for a quart...
BILL COSBY
I was told maybe nine years ago by an executive who was working for a major network that the network...
BILL COSBY
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
BILL COSBY
And it's wonderful to follow Clair and Cliff and their lives being successful, doing what they alway...
BILL COSBY
Thank you for remembering me. I'm also happy to be accepting this trophy before I become incontinent...
BILL COSBY
When in doubt, delete it.
PHILIP COSBY
I was playing baseball but thinking about football. My heart wasn't in it.
QUAN COSBY