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I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
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Probably the only way Woody Allen and I are similar is that he has a lot to say about Nietzsche.
T. J. MILLER
After working with Woody Allen, sharing screen space with De Niro was a dream come true.
ANUPAM KHER
If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
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My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
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If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
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I was always keen to get involved in the school drama productions and was a member of the school cho...
BRONAGH GALLAGHER
English was great because I could just write my opinion, and that was good enough. I was terrible in...
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...I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who d...
ADAM LEVIN
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SEAN PENN
I had many good teachers, but only three of them were school teachers.
MICHAEL LEUNIG
I prefer to live in the country where it's quiet. Woody Allen movies there are dubbed into Itali...
PATRICIA HIGHSMITH
I would love to have a long and serious conversation with the Pope. And Woody Allen, whom I have nev...
CHARLIE ROSE
But nothing beats a Woody Allen film on a Sunday night, with a glass of wine and some leftovers.
KATE FLEETWOOD
I am a big believer in education, because when I grew up in Austria - when I grew up in Austria I ha...
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
Woody Allen movies are like Beatles songs. I can't name my favorite without you immediately nami...
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By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot… But by passing your A levels you prove...
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In the early 1970s in Atlanta, I attended what had formerly been an all-white school but had become ...
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If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
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My early prose style - this is so embarrassing - was sort of a suburban, Presbyterian knockoff of Wo...
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When I look back at where I came from, at the school I attended... my classmates for the most part h...
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DAVID LETTERMAN
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I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to get that.
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is a broken man an outlaw?"

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I started school in public housing. My dad had a sixth-grade education.
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The summer sun continued to rise in the sky and propel shocks of heat down on the city and the heavy...
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My favorite subject was either English or History. I had a really awesome high school education.
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The man I am today it's not the man of yesterday
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I attended Professional Children's School in Manhattan because my ballet and modern dance schedu...
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This was an excellent high school game. Josh Berry and Woody Orne had great games.
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I came along and was a teenager in the Depression, and nobody had jobs. So I went out hitchhiking, w...
PETE SEEGER
I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's tak...
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To worry about the past will bring devastation in the future.
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As a kid at school, I had a lot of really good teachers and I had a lot of really bad teachers, and ...
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Over the years, I've worked for and alongside the American Federation of Teachers and National E...
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Can teachers successfully educate children to think for themselves if teachers are not treated as pr...
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My education started with Latin taught at home by a governess, I can't imagine why, and for some...
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We have been working with the Union City Board of for about a year. I had delivered a keynote addres...
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I just hate sitting and writing - I had to do that in school. Plus, I have terrible handwriting.
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I was at the Royal Art School. That was a preparatory school specially for art teachers. You see, it...
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I attended elementary school and high school in Mexico City. I was already fascinated by science bef...
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I grew up with Woody Allen and early Spike Lee movies in which New York was such a specific characte...
JONATHAN LEVINE
An exceedingly confident student would in theory make a terrible student. Why would he take school s...
CRISS JAMI
Education needs to be a national priority, particularly getting class sizes down and hiring more tea...
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Did you see more glass?
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She was a girl who for a ringing phone dropped exactly nothing. She looked as if her phone had been ...
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My mother was the president of the PTA at every school I attended.
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It's a great pity that things weren't so arranged that an empty head, like an empty stomach, wouldn'...
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EMILY PERKINS
I was in Woody Allen's Stardust Memories in 1980. It was only a bit part and I didn't get to...
SHARON STONE
We should be ready for a change.
DEYTH BANGER
What shapes the best in us dies when the best education dies! The best in us shall always be undermi...
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I didn't go to high school, and I didn't go to grade school either. Education, I think, is for refin...
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A teacher who loves learning earns the right and the ability to help others learn.
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I attended private Catholic schools in Paris and Los Angeles through high school.
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RADHA MITCHELL
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[For an actor who was then living in New York, Daniels said, working on a Woody Allen movie was some...
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I respect public employees and school teachers. They deserve a secure retirement.
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Teachers have the utmost respect for the law and judiciary. However, teachers voted 90.5 per cent to...
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When I went to Paris, I had a lot of ideas about it that were formed in the sort of ether that flows...
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You know, even growing up going to school, I had teachers that were against bilingual teaching. I ne...
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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
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It was awful. I had a high fever and I was throwing up. Terrible. I felt just terrible.
CHRIS LEAK
One of the (high school) teachers had been to the Fringe festival and she told me about it, ... I th...
JULIE WHITE
I still love this school and I love all the teachers and they love me. So, it's kinda hard for me to...
LEE HART
I have a Woody Allen Jewish attitude to life: that it's all going to be disastrous. That it hasn...
ANTONY SHER
But I decided I wanted more education and I had to make a choice between starting law school, which ...
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I grew up a middle class, colonized child of teachers and librarians and people, women especially, w...
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The first dream I had was just to get a college education. I got through college in three years, tak...
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It's a new school, and I know some of the teachers, so I feel comfortable with the change.
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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
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I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the ...
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You mellow too much you ripen and rot
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Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again. God - I'll have to sit through ...
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I am at two with nature
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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -...
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Where am I, anyhow? I mean, what happened to everybody?
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My family members are here with me because they're afraid to stay at home. There is no excuse for it...
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I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with bas...
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The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly...
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We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a cross-roads. One path leads to despair and utte...
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I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants
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These modern analysts! They charge so much. In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you....
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We're all faced throughout our lives with agonizing decisions, moral choices. Some are on a grand sc...
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Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
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