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I just read this great science fiction story. It's about how machines take control of humans and turn them into zombie slaves! . . . HEY! What time is it?? My TV show is on!


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I hate to subject it to too much analysis, but one thing I have fun with is the rarity of things bei...
BILL WATTERSON
Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom?
Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to c...
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a tes...
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You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'

'That's why animals are s...
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CALVIN:
This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the ...
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Some days you get up and you already know that things aren't going to go well. They're the type of d...
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There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
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Verbing weirds language.
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Mom says death is as natural as birth, and it's all part of the life cycle.
She says we don't r...
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a new...
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Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.

-Hobbes
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the probl...
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Calvin: "I read this library book you got me."
Calvin's Mom: "What did you think of it?"
C...
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I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.
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You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.
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It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but wha...
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Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, a...
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I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
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In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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My book is called, "Shut Up And Stop Whining: How To Do Something With Your Life Besides Think About...
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S...For Stupendous!
T...For Tiger, ferocity of!
U...For Underwear, Red!
P...For Power...
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Don't look into car headlights and freeze, because you'll either get run over or shot!
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Like delicate lace,
So the threads intertwine,
Oh, gossamer web
Of wond'rous design!<...
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You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different...
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That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differe...
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, ...
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I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you a...
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Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available...
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I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play ...
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Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
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Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
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I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
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