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I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy.


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You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals.
PAUL MCCARTNEY
It was nice of her to want to believe the best about me. People tend to do that with the strangers t...
PAUL NEILAN
And, in the end
The love you take
is equal to the love you make.
PAUL MCCARTNEY
A man with no enemies is a man with no character.
PAUL NEWMAN
Scientists are slowly waking up to an inconvenient truth - the universe looks suspiciously like a fi...
PAUL DAVIES
The priviledges we didn't get, let us make sure that those coming after us get it.
Let us clear...
PAUL BAMIKOLE
The parent is low, who having children, truly feels bored.
JEAN PAUL
Show me a good loser and I will show you a loser.
PAUL NEWMAN
Without God there is for mankind no purpose, no goal, no hope, only a wavering future, an eternal dr...
JEAN PAUL
All lies and jests, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
PAUL SIMON
In youth one has tears without grief, in old age grief without tears.
JEAN PAUL
There are two sorts of beauty; one is the result of instinct, the other of study. A combination of t...
PAUL GAUGUIN
For mankind, speech with a capital S is especially meaningful and committing, more than the content ...
PAUL GOODMAN
The key to any game is to use your strengths and hide your weaknesses.
PAUL WESTPHAL
When a village ceases to be a community, it becomes oppressive in its narrow conformity. So one beco...
PAUL GOODMAN
As a small businessperson, you have no greater leverage than the truth.
PAUL HAWKEN
Every time I get a script it's a matter of trying to know what I could do with it. I see colors, ima...
PAUL NEWMAN
Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature than in...
PAUL MCCARTNEY
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
PAUL GAUGUIN
The realization that he is white in a black country, and respected for it, is the turning point in t...
PAUL THEROUX
I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they ...
PAUL GAUGUIN
There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.
PAUL RUDNICK
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
PAUL EHRLICH
There are not more than five primary colors (blue, yellow, red, white, and black), yet in combinatio...
PAUL KLEE
Astrology, or when the stars enlighten illuminated who dazzle a bunch of lunatics.
PAUL CARVEL
Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advert...
PAUL FUSSELL
All lies and jests, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
PAUL SIMON
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
PAUL KLEE
Man is asked to make of himself what he is supposed to become to fulfill his destiny.
PAUL TILLICH
A man is infinitely more complicated than his thoughts.
PAUL VALERY
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
PAUL BEATTY
If we were brought to trial for the crimes we have committed against ourselves, few would escape the...
PAUL ELDRIDGE
The important thing about travel in foreign lands is that it breaks the speech habits and makes you ...
PAUL GOODMAN
Art does not reproduce the visible; rather, it makes visible.
PAUL KLEE
Simplicity is not the goal. It is the by-product of a good idea and modest expectations.
PAUL RAND
The more horrifying this world becomes, the more art becomes abstract.
PAUL KLEE