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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
BILL COSBY
The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, "I lov...
BILL COSBY
betrayal, abandonment, deceit and manipulation.
BILL COSBY
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times w...
BILL COSBY
What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts t...
BILL COSBY
In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a da...
BILL COSBY
When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a trainin...
BILL COSBY
These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these...
BILL COSBY
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
BILL COSBY
Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is t...
BILL COSBY
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.
BILL COSBY
The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment & undying love.
BILL COSBY
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do,...
BILL COSBY
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try please everyone.
BILL COSBY
Network executives never did understand what made our show work,
BILL COSBY
The more you invest in that child, the more you're not going to let some CD tell your child how to c...
BILL COSBY
We go out of our way to make people so different, ... to punish them because of color, because of se...
BILL COSBY
I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, midlife for an elephant, and ancient for a quart...
BILL COSBY
I was told maybe nine years ago by an executive who was working for a major network that the network...
BILL COSBY
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
BILL COSBY
And it's wonderful to follow Clair and Cliff and their lives being successful, doing what they alway...
BILL COSBY
Thank you for remembering me. I'm also happy to be accepting this trophy before I become incontinent...
BILL COSBY
When in doubt, delete it.
PHILIP COSBY
I was playing baseball but thinking about football. My heart wasn't in it.
QUAN COSBY