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I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed.


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People say I'm difficult and sometimes that's a badge of honour.
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Life is easy when you're hot. But what happens when the ball bounces the other way? You just kee...
BILL WALTON
I was doing Babylon 5 season two and I was in all 22 episodes of that.
BILL MUMY
There is little anyone can do with fanatics. Reasoning with them is a fool's errand. Avoiding th...
BILL O'REILLY
The U.K. and almost all of Europe have erred in terms of believing that austerity, fiscal austerity ...
BILL GROSS
The Center for Disease Control started out as the malaria war control board based in Atlanta. Partly...
BILL GATES
Folks can't carry around money in their pocket. They've got to go to an ATM machine, and the...
BILL JANKLOW
Sports is a metaphor for overcoming obstacles and achieving against great odds. Athletes, in times o...
BILL BRADLEY
America should meet its obligations in the form of Social Security, Medicare, our ability to pay our...
BILL JOHNSON
I loved my 17 years with R.E.M., but I'm ready to reflect, assess and move on to a different pha...
BILL BERRY
Wellesley's president, Nannerl Overholser Keohane, approved a broad rule with a specific applica...
BILL DEDMAN
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdo...
BILL VAUGHAN
The Rio de Contas, a wide, almost delta-like river, was startling, a sudden big sky and a feeling of...
BILL BUFORD
Bitcoin is mostly about anonymous transactions, and I don't think over time that's a good wa...
BILL GATES
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that...
BILL WATTERSON
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't wa...
BILL WATTERSON
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
BILL WATTERSON
I just read this great science fiction story. It's about how machines take control of humans and tur...
BILL WATTERSON
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
BILL WATTERSON
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all th...
BILL WATTERSON
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
BILL MAHER
I don't see why it's such a stretch for distributors, buyers, and studios to put cartoon cha...
BILL PLYMPTON
I don't pay attention to celebrities. I don't photograph them. They don't dress so... in...
BILL CUNNINGHAM
I've got no problem with anybody's religion. But if you go claiming the Earth is only 10,000...
BILL NYE
Kyle Baker's work is really funny, but it's also got a very clear vision.
BILL SIENKIEWICZ
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straight...
BILL COSBY
Chevy made some big saves when he needed to. They could have easily had the lead after two periods c...
BILL BESTWICK
We just keep moving the cots a little closer together.
BILL BERRY
put forward a hypothesis, a morally impossible hypothesis, to show why it is morally impossible and ...
BILL BENNETT
those voluntary abortions, and that horrid practice of women murdering their bastard children, alas,...
BILL BENNETT
I can't speak highly enough of Michael Fey. Throughout all of this, he's been excellent. He's had a ...
BILL BENNETT
We played okay. We had 15 hits and we had an eight-run second inning.
BILL BAKER
We're pumped. Max didn't make the top 20 his sophomore year, and last year he was 17th by one point....
BILL BAKER
We played a focused and solid first half. But Black Hills took the initiative in the second half.
BILL BAKAMUS
We had some good opportunities, with free throws and short jumpers, but I think we were a little bit...
BILL BAKAMUS
We've been looking at the numbers and wondering just how long we can sustain the kind of insured dam...
BILL BAILEY
We certainly make our customers aware of flood insurance, but so many turn it down.
BILL BAILEY
What you're seeing is more concentrated [patrols], ... They're more vigilant about following up with...
BILL BELL