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If you all will please excuse me,” Red said and headed out of the courtyard. “I think I’m going to lie down for a minute. My life has suddenly become a Shakeyfruit play.


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I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
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Why no aggressive action?" Foaly squirmed in a harness built for two-legged creatures. "Oh yes, why ...
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I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not three, for heaven's sake.
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Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what...
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The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you're not going to stop just because one ser...
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Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team
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My bugs don't have bugs.
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I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shri...
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Trust me. I'm a genius.
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Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.
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So, Mr. Digence, home to visit the family?"

"That's right. My mother's folks are from Kil...
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Together we will be unstoppable.
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Waitress: "And to drink?"
Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As...
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You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy ...
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Artemis took a chance on some calculated sarcasm. “Really, Spiro. Did you think I would attempt a ...
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There's nothing more dangerous than a short guy with something to prove.
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When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?
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Artemis: Holly, how did you find me?

Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now,...
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I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers
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He uses it against me, too. One day he said, all those other kids have their books signed by you, so...
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I was lucky I was never bullied at school - I had a great gang of friends.
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You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.
'Nope,' I replied.
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Red was smiling back at me. “Ok. I'm not in trouble. But tell me your heart didn't start beating f...
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The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.
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Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you",scoffed Opal.
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Maybe I owe you something too, human," she said, drawing her pistol. Butler almost reacted, but deci...
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I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth.

Orion tapped her shoulder. ...
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Earth,” he began, ignoring the impulse to open his notes folder and count the words. He knew this ...
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Butler snapped his fingers. "Focus, Artemis! Time enough for your Atlantis Complex later. We have th...
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Artemis: I am not buoyed by that.
Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are sup...
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Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles."

Holly opened the throttle...
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Artemis and Holly stood together in their underwear, gingerly locking fingers. They had crossed spac...
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Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.
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I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
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Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.
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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, toleran...
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That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy."
Pex was unrepentant. "Yeah, well, he asked ...
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Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the f...
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Holly clambered after him, struggling up the human-size steps.
"Wait! Just wait," she called, ...
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If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written
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Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?
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Butler shot one of the half dozen diners a fierce glare, just in case she might be planning somethin...
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(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
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The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
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code red thing.’ Holly
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Holly
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I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers. It was great fun.
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[When it comes to writing, Colfer admits to being a bit of a perfectionist. Over time, he's learned ...
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[Right now, on tour, Colfer is missing his wife and two kids but says it would be churlish not to ap...
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Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
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Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
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The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really fe...
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Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of cour...
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Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Hors...
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Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube...
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