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My Lord, my Lord! What hast Thou done, lately?


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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -...
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Where am I, anyhow? I mean, what happened to everybody?
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My family members are here with me because they're afraid to stay at home. There is no excuse for it...
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I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with bas...
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The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly...
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We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a cross-roads. One path leads to despair and utte...
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I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants
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These modern analysts! They charge so much. In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you....
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We're all faced throughout our lives with agonizing decisions, moral choices. Some are on a grand sc...
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Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
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