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Stop worrying. Hollywood won’t turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs... I will.


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When you stop talking, you've lost your customer. When you turn your back, you've lost her.
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When you stop talking, you've lost your customer. When you turn your back, you've lost her.
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Stop shallow water from running, it will rage; tread on a worm and it will turn.
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You sign up your kid and you don't realize you get hooked on it.
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Get what you can, and what you get hold, 'Tis the stone that will turn all your lead into gold
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Your past, is your past, it has come and gone so stop worrying about it
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Embellish your flaws. They will turn into your assets.
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Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you.
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And I can no more stop worrying about you than I can stop myself from breathing.
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Was I deceiv'd, or did a sable cloud Turn forth her silver lining on the night?
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I don?t think I will start worrying all of a sudden after I get there.
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He hooked her, stabbed her, beat her over the head.
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Be a FRIEND and stop worrying about having any
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We're asking kids to get hooked on kindness, not killing,
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He’s lost it. Our son is insane. Or on drugs. Or maybe not on enough drugs.
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A consistent attitude of thankfulness will turn your success into significance.
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Hopefully this will turn a three- or four-month club into a four-seasons club.
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Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
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The Queen's thoughts will have been with her daughter
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Stop worrying about what's next and concentrate on delivering what is now!
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A small temptation can stop a great glory and turn great joy into a great sorrow
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People stop buying things, and that is how you turn a slowdown into a recession.
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So will I turn her virtue into pitch,
And out of her own goodness make the net
That shall ...
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Decorate your life with your enemies. so that they won’t get your downfall when you succeed Cynthi...
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You turn me on, and then you turn me off the most.
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In the end you’ll see you won’t stop me.
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I remained Ryan's companion on the Hollywood party circuit, growing inured to sex and drugs befo...
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Stop worrying / nobody gets out of this world alive.
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Once you start worrying, it's hard to stop.
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If one day I have a daughter and my daughter wants to be a model, I would never let her!
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What’s your poison or should I just waste my money by guessing something you probably won’t even...
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Turn your obstacles into opportunities and your problems into possibilities.
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You can’t stop the rain by worrying about it.
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I think any girl who comes to Hollywood with sex symbol or bombshell hanging over her has a rough ro...
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Turn your weakness into your richness.
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I love her like a daughter. Still do.
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I've always been slightly preoccupied with death or whatever those kind of silly big questions p...
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Cut the connection between your clothes and your beliefs, because clothes will not make you somethin...
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I love seeing my husband hold our daughter and just give her kisses, unsolicited kisses. When he doe...
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My daughter, if she chooses to have a home birth or a midwife at her birth I want that to be an opti...
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Once I get into the locker room, I turn on stuff to get me hyped up. Mainly, it's a lot of rap m...
COLIN KAEPERNICK
Whatever. I just won’t have Elena hurt, is all. Or the little red-headed witch.”

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Look upward to your God for direction! Look inward into yourself and discover your talents! Look out...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR
Seriously? You won’t help me?”
“Help yourself get killed? No, I won’t.
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Despite what she thinks, she and I are not that different, ... I have even heard her being referred ...
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Bill has come down to Hollywood to make this announcement, and that is a first,
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DARAGH MAHER
I'd be a bit nervous about the pound's rally recently. We've not seen enough evidence of a pickup in...
DARAGH MAHER
Structural nervousness creeps into the market from time to time but interest rates still favor the d...
DARAGH MAHER
There's a justifiable degree of cynicism about the new coalition. People are unsure about what it wi...
DARAGH MAHER
...I tried to pretend that what we were enacting was nothing more than an intricate kind of handshak...
KATHLEEN MAHER
The outlook remains unchanged, but the business has to pedal faster on subscriber growth to offset f...
CHRISTIAN MAHER
The industry news remains dire and the brief outlook given here for 2007 is worse than we had hoped.
CHRISTIAN MAHER
The outlook is worse than we had hoped.
CHRISTIAN MAHER
I can understand the young kids playing inconsistently, but it's our experienced players I have no a...
JOE MAHER
Both team's probably each hit the cross bar or post about five times.
JOE MAHER
I know people will have some questions.
TOM MAHER
But I felt the moral obligation to help prevent what happened to me from happening to our people.
MAHER ARAR
They are doing this to people and it is wrong, wrong, wrong. This is an evil practice, and I want th...
MAHER ARAR
He always wants to come with me. He insists, and he cries if I can't take him. He's afraid that if I...
MAHER ARAR
There are concerns that the revival in euro zone business confidence has been driven by the external...
DARAGH MAHER
C&W has announced a sharply lower outlook for UK profitability in 2007, underlining our fears about ...
CHRISTIAN MAHER
There is a big hangover from soft U.S. data we had yesterday which worked in the direction of dollar...
DARAGH MAHER
It's a savage profit warning for the UK, with numbers for 2006/07 likely to shift materially below c...
CHRISTIAN MAHER
Our customers are going to push us in that direction.
MAHER MASRI
The sense over the last few days seems to be that the dollar is reasonably well supported. We have h...
DARAGH MAHER
The word 'fairy' conjures up images of cute little creatures, so I don't use it. I use 'metahominids...
F.R. MAHER
This is Curtis Martin .
GERALD MAHER
Simon's almost naive in a sense. They live in a world where people have to be selfish and fight for ...
SEAN MAHER
Confidence is courage at ease.
DANIEL MAHER
I still have the nightmares. I see the same person who tortured me in my dreams.
MAHER ARAR
My colleague, Chuck, said -- I know it sounds like such an exaggeration -- but we felt like we were ...
SUSAN MAHER
You can imagine the kind of problems you can solve with this, like a tsunami warning device that wou...
CHRIS MAHER
My colleague, Chuck, said -- I know it sounds like such an exaggeration -- but we felt like we were ...
SUSAN MAHER
It's not just 1,500 servers, but a collection of 1,500 servers that act like a single computer syste...
CHRIS MAHER
Mike, you never sent any Raiders to me.
GERALD MAHER
The board is not going to make any decision before permits are issued.
JOE MAHER