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David Ogilvy

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
DAVID M. OGILVY
This is too much reality for a Friday.
AS GOOD AS IT GETS
The hardest thing is the idea. Ideas come from somewhere but as far as we know they come from nowher...
IAN HUNTER
Yeah, I got her,” Will confirms.
“Who you got?” I ask.
“You, drunk girl. Come on....
KRISTEN PROBY
In Paris, you're as far as possible from the land of pleasant smiles.
KANYE WEST
That my philosophy of life is, as far as possible, one of enjoyment. I'm not nihilistic.
ALEXANDER MCCALL SMITH
And if you can’t shape your life the way you want, at least try as much as you can not to degrade ...
CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS
As far as the style, I was fascinated by surrealism.
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH
As far as I know, I have no pride of opinion.
ALBERT J. NOCK
As far as we are concerned, we Syria have not changed.
BASHAR AL-ASSAD
Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.
DAVID KOECHNER
Ish #303 "It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.
REGINA GRIFFIN
As far as accessories are concerned, I think it is always best to be as minimalist as possible.
ALICE TEMPERLEY
Are you wearing space pants?" Miranda asked him.
"What?"
How did it end? oh, right. "Becau...
MICHELE JAFFE
As far as fame, the everlasting fame thing. I used to think that was important for a writer... the d...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
Do something in every given moment to make your future worth meaningful. Create your present as prou...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
Make your free men and guests sit as far as possible at tables on either side, not four here and thr...
ROBERT GROSSETESTE
In Cloud computing the difference between a dark cloud and a cloud with a silver lining, is the part...
RAJAT MOHAN
As far as my journal, I want to share tour life with my fans.
NATALIE GULBIS
As far as festivals, nothing tops Cannes.
SASHA LANE
What we are communicates far more eloquently than anything we say or do. There are people we trust b...
STEPHEN R. COVEY
Wearing corsets all the time was completely incapacitating, as far as digestion goes.
HELENA BONHAM CARTER
Television's going, as far as I'm concerned, downhill, and I'm an anachronism.
DICK VAN DYKE
As far as music, Louis Armstrong is one of my heroes.
JON BATISTE
As far as natural ability, I was always athletic.
TROY BROWN
We've actually eliminated Type II polio in the world, at least as far as we can tell.
SETH BERKLEY
As far as the customer is concerned, the interface is the product.
JEF RASKIN
Fame was not at all what it was cracked up to be, as far as I was concerned.
DAVE MADDEN
A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma.
JOYCE MEYER
As far as I'm concerned, there is no subject that's off the table.
GARRY TRUDEAU
As far as my notoriety or whatever, I haven't been the star of a hit film.
ALESSANDRO NIVOLA
As far as groupies, I never saw any of them.
DAVY JONES
Normal? What's that?"

"How you really look."

"Can you take off all your clothe...
KIERSTEN WHITE
That's SHIT!

How do you remove it?
You just put it inside the trash, easy as that.
DEYTH BANGER
Will father be there?" she asked.

John turned to her in astonishment.

Your fat...
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD
There are approximately two trillion cells in the human body. You are never alone, there are always ...
DWIGHT W. HAYES
This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit."

-Ty Henderson
MADELEINE URBAN
We must strive to let go our life as we planned,so as to have life we are destined for & that comes ...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
Success is not a journey, it's a destination called satisfaction.
ANUJ SOMANY
We must strive to let go our life as we planned,so as to have life we are destined for & that comes ...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
Death is not scary enough and not so sweet life of the human foot leaves gentility.
IMAM ALI (AS)
Everyone imposes his own system as far as his army can reach.
JOSEPH STALIN
Reach for it. Push yourself as far as you can.
CHRISTA MCAULIFFE
As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland.
DONALD TRUMP
You know, if it weren't for these fans, I wouldn't have gotten as far as I did.
ADAM LAMBERT
I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano.
ETHEL MERMAN
Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be.
JEFFREY FRY
Welfare's purpose should be to eliminate, as far as possible, the need for its own existence.
RONALD REAGAN
As far as working out, I know exactly what I'm doing.
EVANDER HOLYFIELD
As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Go as far as you can see; when you get there, you'll be able to see farther.
J. P. MORGAN
As far as sustaining our popularity, I believe we can.
VINCE MCMAHON
Go as far as you can see; when you get there you'll be able to see farther.
THOMAS CARLYLE
As far as my relationship with President Putin is concerned, it's fine.
GERHARD SCHRODER
It's impossible for a Democrat to be a failure. It's impossible for a Democrat to be a repro...
RUSH LIMBAUGH
But I've always felt a need to have a life which is completely separate - at least as far as pos...
WINONA RYDER
Only fools wait, and only tools bait.
CRE
Horror as for me is the best choice, you can gain a lot of. I like to be afraid like to see this shi...
DEYTH BANGER
The surrounding nature is the best erudite master to teach us the basics of living.
ANUJ SOMANY
In the Roman commonwealth, even on the conversion of the monarchy into a republic, the old was as fa...
THEODOR MOMMSEN
If you're ready, make your call as soon as possible.
ANDREA ZAHN
Make your physical surroundings as beautiful as possible.
ALEXANDRA STODDARD
There are a lot of good arguments for birth control, but as far as terminating a life that has alrea...
KATHY IRELAND
I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be.
DAVID DOBKIN
As far as the fouls go, we are not going to rely on anyone else to make the calls for us.
DAN QUINN
Be funny, be daring, and be as creative as possible, ... Embarrassment is only in your minds; it's n...
DAVID BURNS
As far as I'm concerned, it's no good being able to wail out smokin' leads if your rhyth...
DIMEBAG DARRELL
The only thing in your hands is your life—make it as rich as possible.
OSHO
In the end, I think you really only get as far as you're allowed to get.
GAYLE GARDNER
As far as I'm concerned, the best acting class is life.
JAKE MCLAUGHLIN
I've got one of the best health care teams out there as far as diabetes management.
CHARLIE KIMBALL
The money was good while it lasted. The best part was clearly that it changed my view of what's ...
ANDREW SHUE
As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like ...
CALVIN TRILLIN
With Magic Leap, your brain doesn't distinguish what's real and what's Magic Leap. Becau...
RONY ABOVITZ
You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.
LEWIS BLACK
There's nothing like working with your mates - it's the way it should be, as far as I'm ...
HEATH LEDGER
I'm not really into the political game as far as paying politicians and stuff like that, I'm...
ICE CUBE
As far I'm working on The life Of one Kid 7... continue!
DEYTH BANGER
- Futebol não tem lógica.
Jô SOARES
One has to take a somewhat bold and dangerous line with this existence: especially as, whatever happ...
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE
what did you think would happen—best case? She’ll forget about you when you return to Caliban, y...
JACKSON PEARCE
If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
She stared into his eyes and announced, “A good-bye kiss.”
It was at that Raid stopped dead...
KRISTEN ASHLEY
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
MITCH HEDBERG
My words itch at your ears till you understand them
WALT WHITMAN
A lot of teenagers write to me and say "I want to write a book. I want to get published." And those ...
MAUREEN JOHNSON
I became an ifrit to save the lives of my fellow jinn. What kind of life saver would I be if I let y...
JACKSON PEARCE
Weigh your words carefully. They may tip the balance."
RAIN BOJANGLES
She’s forgotten me. It’s over. I don’t want to see her again, and now I’ll have to. I won’...
JACKSON PEARCE
I think we’re always looking for new pieces,” Viola says quietly.

What?
...
JACKSON PEARCE
Writing is like driving at night in the fog. You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can...
E. L. DOCTOROW
The best ideas start as conversations.
JONATHAN IVE
I never was shy, but as far as telling jokes, I'm the worst. I like physical comedy; it's wh...
MALIN AKERMAN
The consumer isn't a moron. She is your wife.
DAVID OGILVY
The saxophone is an imperfect instrument, especially the tenor and soprano, as far as intonation goe...
STAN GETZ
Don't bunt. Aim out of the ballpark.
DAVID OGILVY
Doctors and patients need as much data as possible to make an informed decision about what treatment...
BEN GOLDACRE
In Psychology we deal with minds and their processes, and leave out of account as far as possible th...
CHARLES D. BROAD
Ambition leads me not only farther than any other man has been before me, but as far as I think it p...
JAMES COOK
The secret of happiness is this: let your interests be as wide as possible, and let your reactions t...
BERTRAND RUSSELL

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DAVID BLUNKETT
If we want to address global warming, along with the other environmental problems associated with ou...
DAVID SUZUKI
We do not wish to have nuclear weapons on New Zealand soil or in our harbors. We do not ask, we do n...
DAVID LANGE
I think we always move from imitation to assimilation to innovation, but I can't name you 20 peo...
DAVID BAKER
Take charge of hidden, sneaky sources of chronic inflammation that can trigger illness and disease b...
DAVID AGUS
All I can do is assess the value from Manchester United perspective. Whatever Chelsea do, they may h...
DAVID GILL
Apple chief executive Tim Cook is such a respected figure that it's easy to overlook the basic p...
DAVID IGNATIUS
I look forward to the spring vegetables because the season is so short. Mushrooms, edible foraged he...
DAVID CHANG
I had to resign myself, many years ago, that I'm not too articulate when it comes to explaining ...
DAVID BOWIE
Under the Articles of Confederation, the national government had the power to issue commands to the ...
DAVID SOUTER
The truth is of course is that there is no journey. We are arriving and departing all at the same ti...
DAVID BOWIE
I had always planned to make a large painting of the early spring, when the first leaves are at the ...
DAVID HOCKNEY
Christmas gives us the opportunity to pause and reflect on the important things around us - a time w...
DAVID CAMERON
Politics is only worthwhile if you are doing what you believe, regardless of the slings and arrows.
DAVID BLUNKETT
The only thing they can't teach you at art school is art.
DAVID BAILEY
I remember talking with Arcade Fire after their first record, when they were getting all kinds of of...
DAVID BYRNE
I have always been reasonably anonymous, but I suppose that has gone with the success of 'Homela...
DAVID HAREWOOD
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of...
DAVID LETTERMAN
Liza, I love you more than any words can say. You have made me a complete person. You are everything...
DAVID GEST
I'm not antisocial. I like people.
DAVID HOCKNEY
The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathe...
DAVID SARNOFF
I can still remember them wheeling the black and white TV sets into our classroom at school so we co...
DAVID MACKAY
HIV infection and AIDS is growing - but so too is public apathy. We have already lost too many frien...
DAVID GEFFEN
I came at age in the '60s, and initially my hopes and dreams were invested in politics and the m...
DAVID TALBOT
Those who closely watched the campaign should not be surprised by Obama's hostility toward Israe...
DAVID LIMBAUGH
When I was about 14, in about 1984, I decided to become a great poet. Faber & Faber was going to...
DAVID MITCHELL
I've always drawn, for example, and I did consider when I was younger, it was either do I become...
DAVID HORNSBY
I learned how to do stop-frame animation and I experimented with that a lot, and pretty much that wa...
DAVID BOLINSKY
I'm experimenting in public. At the design grad schools, these are people sitting around in grou...
DAVID CARSON
I think I could walk into any music shop anywhere and with a guitar off the rack, a couple of basic ...
DAVID GILMOUR
Historic Amsterdam, that old part you first see when you turn up at Centraal Station, may have its m...
DAVID HEWSON
Scientists and supercomputers have amplified our ability to look ahead. For decades, experts have wa...
DAVID SUZUKI
I considered our British comrades to rank with the finest men and women of any armed service in the ...
DAVID PETRAEUS
It's true that most American citizens think of themselves as living in a democratic country. But...
DAVID GRAEBER
Ambient Devices develops a new generation of consumer electronic products.
DAVID ROSE
Our most fundamental social need, it turns out, to my amazement, is love. Now, I'm not a hippie-...
DAVID SUZUKI
The medical literature tells us that the most effective ways to reduce the risk of heart disease, ca...
DAVID SUZUKI
Just as human activity is upsetting Earth's carbon cycle, our actions are altering the water cyc...
DAVID SUZUKI
In the case of the Web, each of us has slightly more access to a mass audience - a few more people s...
DAVID SHIELDS