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The pig and the chicken were on their way to breakfast, trying to decide what to have. When chicken said, Let's have ham and eggs. The pig then replied, That's fine for you, it's a small donation on your part, but it's a total sacrifice for me.


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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep...
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If Unix is so damned useful, why is "no" in /usr/dict/words, but "yes" isn't?
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Successful men follow the same advice they prescribe for others.
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People are changed, not by coercion or intimidation, but by example.
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Some consultants are like the bottom half of a double boiler: They get all heated up but don't know ...
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