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There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive!


Gilbert Gottfried

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ANDREW GILBERT
What time has ever been a simple time for those who are living it?
ELIZABETH GILBERT
In the end, it seems to me that forgiveness may be the only realistic antidote we are offered in lov...
ELIZABETH GILBERT
Every intimacy carries secreted somewhere below its initial lovely surfaces, the ever-coiled makings...
ELIZABETH GILBERT
You can measure the happiness of a marriage by the number of scars that each partner carries on thei...
ELIZABETH GILBERT
I am a better person when I have less on my plate.
ELIZABETH GILBERT
He just said, 'Oh, OK,' ... From that time on, he was at every workout. It was crazy how he develope...
BRIAN GILBERT
So too Plato was, in my view, a very unreliable Platonist. He was too much of a philosopher to think...
GILBERT RYLE
First we form habits, then they form us. Conquer your bad habits, or they'll eventually conquer you.
ROB GILBERT
Error is far more common than fraud which probably comprises 1 percent or a tenth of a percent of th...
WALTER GILBERT
When I joined New Order, I was made to feel equal to everyone else in the band so I didn't feel ...
GILLIAN GILBERT
Moreover, I have boundary issues with men. Or maybe that’s not fair to say. To have issues with bo...
ELIZABETH GILBERT
I honestly found out about halfway through the year how special the group we have is, because everyo...
TOM GILBERT
The list of genes that will come out of the genome project will be the tool that turns our questions...
WALTER GILBERT
He would want us to keep working and continue to finish his job and he wouldn't want a job that he s...
BRANDON GILBERT
It is immensely satisfying to see something like that come to fruition,
PAUL GILBERT
I was full of a hot, powerful sadness and would have loved to burst into the comfort of tears, but t...
ELIZABETH GILBERT
Pardon me, sir," Prudence said, directing her words and her placid gaze precisely at Professor Peck,...
ELIZABETH GILBERT
When we accept tough jobs as a challenge to our ability and wade into them with joy and enthusiasm, ...
ARLAND GILBERT
A lot of people get around with canes and dogs, ... I've always been a dog lover, and to pick betwee...
CLAIRE GILBERT
They were like, 'Why was a double on the race course?' and we said, 'We're blind,'
CLAIRE GILBERT
I am afraid that those comments go back to the late 80's. At that time I was a skeptic — the argum...
WALTER GILBERT
My whole life, my mother told me I would have SAG to fall back on. When I see a woman in her mid-40s...
MELISSA GILBERT
Her solitary nature means she needs a family to keep her from loneliness my gregarious nature means ...
ELIZABETH GILBERT
Oh, dry the glistening tear that dues that marshal cheek
Thy loving childern here in them thy c...
W.S. GILBERT
I was excited to hear that Coach Dixon is staying. But I thought he was staying the whole time.
GILBERT BROWN
I'm so happy for Jerome because he was just another inner-city kid like the rest of us, but he made ...
GILBERT BROWN
The illegal immigrants, they deserve to get their papers and live a life like everybody else.
GILBERT BROWN
Man is born in a day, and he dies in a day, and the thing is easily over; but to have a sick heart f...
GILBERT PARKER
This was not my moment to be seeking romance and (as day follows night) to further complicate my alr...
ELIZABETH GILBERT
Imagine that the universe is a great spinning engine. You want to stay near the core of the thing - ...
ELIZABETH GILBERT
The interaction of the variation in our genes is what's responsible for lots of our attributes and v...
WALTER GILBERT
I love going to cities around the world and seeing the rainbow flag, knowing that it's a safe pl...
GILBERT BAKER
We will stay where they tell us to lie down,
DAVID GILBERT
We will help where we are needed, ... We are at their mercy.
DAVID GILBERT
Ironically, the original Detroit Stock Exchange once sat less than a thousand feet from StockX headq...
DAN GILBERT
I don't sit around waiting for passion to strike me. I keep working steadily, because I believe it i...
ELIZABETH GILBERT
This is our team. Our team is in place, I feel great about these two guys without having a president...
DAN GILBERT
Mike Brown was our first choice and only choice.
DAN GILBERT
There is a level of dysfunction in the State Board of Education that gives a one-size-fits-all appro...
DEAN GILBERT
Songs are dangerous, songs are subversive and can change your life.
RONNIE GILBERT
Every few years, I think, 'Maybe now I'm finally smart enough or sophisticated enough to und...
ELIZABETH GILBERT
I keep remembering one of my Guru's teachings about happiness. She says that people universally tend...
ELIZABETH GILBERT
You don't have to live a lie. Living a lie will mess you up. It will send you into depression. I...
GILBERT BAKER
Then, I will be a real Italian girl, instead of a total American who still can't hear someone across...
ELIZABETH GILBERT
Now, if you are like me - if you are like practically anybody in America - then you probably hold so...
ELIZABETH GILBERT
This will not be over-organized like some of the similar leagues have been. Actually, we're the oppo...
FRANK GILBERT
With the lack of institutional knowledge, you could end up with more injuries and catastrophic accid...
GARY GILBERT
At no point in history has a bright young girl with plenty of food and a good constitution perished ...
ELIZABETH GILBERT
To me, that would be best of all situations. Maybe that will make people say it's a good movie and w...
GILBERT CHAVARRIA
I'm a big fan of Ang Lee (the movie's director), so I don't like all the jokes that are made about i...
GILBERT CHAVARRIA
I decided to have the clips. In a year when some films are films people haven't seen, it's nice to r...
GILBERT CATES
First of all, I haven't been asked to do next year.
GILBERT CATES