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You don't know who to believe and who not to believe sometimes because everybody has their own agend...
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Every story has three sides. Yours, mine and the facts.
FOSTER M. RUSSELL
The purpose of a good education is to show you that there are three sides to a two-sided story.
STANLEY FISH
There are always three sides to every memory…yours, theirs, and the truth, which lies somewhere in...
SHERRILYN KENYON
There are three sides to any story, my side, his side and the truth.
UNKNOWN
In the life of mathematics two plus two makes four; but in the mathematics of life two and two can m...
MUNIA KHAN
There are two sides to every coin
PROVERB
There are two sides to every question.
PROTAGORAS
There's three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth.
STEVEN MONACO
Sometimes on weekends, there are four of five of us.
BARBARA MARSHALL
I don't believe there's two sides to every story. It's black and white. There's righ...
JOE WURZELBACHER
We have seven guys that are right up there at the top every time. Last year we finished up there wit...
JEAN FOSTER
Usually there are four or five treatments that are done before the transplant and then after the tra...
ROBERT MONTGOMERY
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
OSCAR LEVANT
There are two sides to every question, because, when there are no longer two sides it ceases to be a...
THOMAS JEFFERSON
There are two sides to every story. It's up to the state attorney's office as to whether to precede ...
JEFF KELLY
There are generally at least three sides to any story, though.”
“Three?”
“One side...
GARON WHITED
You are a slow learner, Winston."
"How can I help it? How can I help but see what is in front o...
GEORGE ORWELL
There's always two sides to every story. We'll be telling our side soon.
JAMES MURPHY
The human story does not always unfold like a mathematical calculation on the principle that two and...
WINSTON CHURCHILL
The human story does not always unfold like a mathematical calculation on the principle that two and...
WINSTON CHURCHILL
You will see Bill Cosby on steroids,
RUSSELL SIMMONS
One, and two, and three, four, five. Keep fighting like this and you will die," Janco sang.
MARIA V. SNYDER
Protagoras asserted that there are two sides to every question, exactly opposite to each other.
DIOGENES
Borges said there are only four stories to tell: a love story between two people, a love story betwe...
PAULO COELHO
There is no doubt in my mind Bill Cosby was a bad boy.
ALAN THICKE
There are one-story intellects, two-story intellects, and three-story intellects with skylights. All...
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES
There are usually two sides to every argument but no end.
SOURCE UNKNOWN
There are two sides to every coin but they're not necessarily equal
KEN O. ELDIB
Bill Cosby, you name it, I never knew who would be there; but it was wonderful,
MARVIN HAMLISCH
Vincent had ten major ideas every week: three brilliant, five good, and two ridiculous.
JEAN-DOMINIQUE BAUBY
One pill, two pill, three pill, four,
five pill, six pill, seven pill, floor.
ANON.
You know, one, two, three, four, five years go by and then Marcos gets a little boring.
ALMA GUILLERMOPRIETO
Just as there are two sides to every story, there are two sides to every person. One that we reveal ...
EMILY THORNE
Bill Cosby, you know, he's a delightful guy.
BARRY CORBIN
I can't believe you married a justice nymph and have yet to learn anything from her. There are alway...
SHERRILYN KENYON
This is a review process that should be done every year for the first five years and then every two ...
DAVID KELLER
There are two sides to every argument, unless a person is personally involved, in which case there i...
CUTLER WEBSTER
There are one-story intellects, two-story intellects, and three-story intellects with skylights. All...
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES
I liked comedy as a kid. When I was a kid, I'd go to sleep to, like, Bill Cosby albums every nig...
STEPHEN COLBERT
There are things I take sides about, like capital punishment, which it seems to me there is only one...
A. S. BYATT
'Wicked' gave us a story that 'The Wizard of Oz' did not. Two sides to every story.
ABBI GLINES
We need to reel off three, four, or five (wins) in a row and go from there.
BRIAN URLACHER
His positives outweigh negatives (in different groups surveyed) by multiples of two, three, four, ev...
STEVE LEVITT
His positives outweigh negatives (in different groups surveyed) by multiples of two, three, four, ev...
STEVE LEVITT
There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.
ANONYMOUS
When I was a kid I went and saw Bill Cosby with my dad, and I remember sitting there and laughing so...
DAVE COULIER
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. -Bill Cos...
BILL COSBY
By year five we'd like to have three or four dealers in every state in the country.
BRAD BAYNE
Listening to both sides of a story will convince you that there is more to a story than both sides.
FRANK TYGER
First place is awesome. Number two is OK. Three is tough. Four is the pits. Then there is no number ...
ANN WINBLAD
Working with Bill Cosby was incredible. I was lucky to be a part of that.
TATYANA ALI
All three are four-time state champions. I don't think that's ever happened before. Most seasons, th...
DON HEIZER
A three -- to four -- to five-hour experience with nothingness.
FREDERIC GLEZER
PJ's suggested chant, for pointless protest marches:

"Five, four, three, two.
We don...
P.J. O'ROURKE
We like companies that can get big and powerful on $50 million or less and not two, three, four or f...
DOUGLAS LEONE
Religious austerities should be practiced alone, study by two, and singing by three. A journey shoul...
CHANAKYA
There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is alwa...
AYN RAND
There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is alw...
AYN RAND
It's very unusual for someone to move up that quickly. It takes two to three, maybe four to five yea...
ANTHONY GALLINO
Three plus three equals six, two plus two equals four, but there could be no greater joy; than if yo...
ENRIQUE VEGA
As Hamlet said to Ophelia, ”God has given you one face, and you make yourself another." The battle...
EMILY THORNE
The real thing about evil," said the Witch at the doorway, "isn't any of what you said. You figure o...
GREGORY MAGUIRE
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one.
DR. WILLIAM MENNINGER
Three plus three equals six, two plus two equals four, but there could be no greater joy; than if yo...
ENRIQUE VEGA
Good short-story collections, like good record albums, are almost always hit-and-miss affairs - succ...
WALTER KIRN
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one.
DR. WILLIAM MENNINGER
There are two enemies to every bill proposed in Congress, the fools who favor it and the lunatics wh...
SOURCE UNKNOWN
I agree that two times two makes four is an excellent thing; but if we are dispensing praise, then t...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY
Only five books tonight, Mommy," she says.
No, Olivia, just one."
How about four?"
Tw...
IAN FALCONER
It takes two sides to make a deal, two sides to negotiate and two sides to make it go bad.
GARY BETTMAN
Hark! the bonny Christ-Church bells, One, two, three, four, five, six; They sound so woundy g...
DEAN HENRY ALDRIDGE (ALDRICH)
She's a gutsy kid, a good player for us. We had three or four possessions where we were going to her...
JEFF KNOY
She's in the mold of Bill Cosby and Jerry Seinfeld, ... You can accept that Ellen could be like us.
BILL CARROLL
Maybe there's a whole other universe where a square moon rises in the sky, and the stars laugh in co...
STEPHEN KING
There are four or five teams that could win it and we think we're in that group of four or five.
LARRY MORGAN
Go back in the other room. Listen to me. Five, four, three. ...
LISA JACKSON
He made three or four or five 15-, 16-footers. I was uncertain if he could make that consistently. ....
DEAN KEENER
He welcomes the discourse because he understands there are two sides to every trade and people need ...
HERB GREENBERG
Phase one of CoNE is barely underway, phases two, three, four, five, six, seven and eight are still ...
WAYNE ASSELIN
We may see Beaumont and Port Arthur underwater for three, four, five or even seven days.
STEVE MCCRAW
It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech an...
RON WHITE
I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES
I admit that twice two makes four is an excellent thing, but if we are to give everything its due, t...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY
I admit that twice two makes four is an excellent thing, but if we are to give everything its due, t...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY
...I guess I can put two and two together."
"Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometim...
DASHIELL HAMMETT
To make it more familiar to me, I ended up treating my swordplay scenes like choreography. So it was...
CATHERINE ZETA JONES
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
MAE WEST
In this story, two founding members of Elm Creek Camp had to leave to pursue other interests. This i...
JENNIFER CHIAVERINI
You don't have one party a night, ... You go to two or three parties a night, four or five nights a ...
MARC BIRON
One, two, ... five!"
"Three, my lord.
GRAHAM CHAPMAN
We want them to understand there are three teams in every sporting event - the two teams that are co...
BOB DELANEY
I maintain that two and two would continue to make four, in spite of the whine of the amateur for th...
JAMES WHISTLER
That's a big deal that all three of us came out of a small town like that, ... I talked to Bill like...
DAPHNE BROWN
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's al...
DREW CAREY
Some people are working to four decimal points, some people are working to three, and some people ar...
CHRIS WOOD
When's it going to get real? When are there going to be two sides?
LORI ALLAIN
A-four and a-three and a-two and a-one...
LAWRENCE WELK
Every blessing, just like a coin, has two sides
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It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
BILL COSBY
Learning to read clusters is not something your eyes do naturally. It takes constant practice.
BILL COSBY
My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.
BILL COSBY
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
BILL COSBY
The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, "I lov...
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betrayal, abandonment, deceit and manipulation.
BILL COSBY
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times w...
BILL COSBY
What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts t...
BILL COSBY
In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a da...
BILL COSBY
When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a trainin...
BILL COSBY
These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these...
BILL COSBY
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
BILL COSBY
Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is t...
BILL COSBY
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.
BILL COSBY
The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment & undying love.
BILL COSBY
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do,...
BILL COSBY
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try please everyone.
BILL COSBY
Network executives never did understand what made our show work,
BILL COSBY
The more you invest in that child, the more you're not going to let some CD tell your child how to c...
BILL COSBY
We go out of our way to make people so different, ... to punish them because of color, because of se...
BILL COSBY
I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, midlife for an elephant, and ancient for a quart...
BILL COSBY
I was told maybe nine years ago by an executive who was working for a major network that the network...
BILL COSBY
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
BILL COSBY
And it's wonderful to follow Clair and Cliff and their lives being successful, doing what they alway...
BILL COSBY
Thank you for remembering me. I'm also happy to be accepting this trophy before I become incontinent...
BILL COSBY
When in doubt, delete it.
PHILIP COSBY
I was playing baseball but thinking about football. My heart wasn't in it.
QUAN COSBY