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We firmly believe that he never would have been convicted had the court not given this instruction, ... because it was clear to anyone sitting in the courtroom that there was no credible evidence that Bernie knew about the accounting decisions in question.


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Failure is only postponed success as long as courage ''coaches'' ambition. The habit of persistence ...
HERBERT KAUFMAN
I must admit, there's a little bit of 'this guy smells like a winner.' And that's aiding, I think, t...
RON KAUFMAN
He can’t take his eyes off the stars, but I can’t take mine off his face.
AMIE KAUFMAN
Words signify man's refusal to accept the world as it is.
HERBERT KAUFMAN
Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is true. There are a mil...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
We wanted to promote civic engagement and to use the cultural arts to diversify the educational expe...
GREG KAUFMAN
After a lot of helpful conversation among faculty and students in the School of Health Sciences and ...
GREGG KAUFMAN
Why would they do that? They know he's failing.
GALE KAUFMAN
There is so much anger about the governor holding this election that we're not worried about turnout...
GALE KAUFMAN
If for some reason the system does not run properly, the Water Pollution Control Authority has the r...
HOWARD KAUFMAN
There are monsters among us, it’s true. But there are heroes too.
AMIE KAUFMAN
The increase in local funds is comparable to last year, so it's consistent. But the overall fiscal s...
JOSHUA KAUFMAN
Failure is only postponed success as long as courage 'coaches' ambition. The habit of persis...
HERBERT KAUFMAN
Perhaps bravery is simply the face humanity wraps around its collective madness.
AMIE KAUFMAN
I think if something resonates, even if it's surreal, it's because it is relatable and I thi...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
We try to organize the world, which isn't organized the way our brains want to organize it. We t...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
Once again Sikorsky, Pratt and Whitney and Hamilton Sundstrand workers in Connecticut and elsewhere ...
LISI KAUFMAN
I would be willing to bet that if one day a woman walked barefoot to the moon and back and a man cle...
MARGO KAUFMAN
I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to 'make them a...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.
MARGO KAUFMAN
I think that people have expectations of themselves and other people that are based on these fiction...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
I do have, at different times, a certain kind of self-consciousness in the world, an insecurity.
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
There's no way to describe what I do. It's just me.
ANDY KAUFMAN
Of course, the Meryl Streep in the play is nothing like the real Meryl, and the proof of that is tha...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
We're going to get a pump here. This water is not going anywhere here.
CAROLE KAUFMAN
They are always very lax about putting restrictions on violence for children's movies, which I t...
PHILIP KAUFMAN
I'm from the '60s, but no one has ever accused me of being a hippie. I never had much intere...
LLOYD KAUFMAN
There's no way to describe what I do. It's just me.
ANDY KAUFMAN
I'm not a celebrity. I'm intentionally and defiantly not a celebrity. I don't have any interest in i...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
This means you have to negotiate the discharge. Negotiate it so that in return for [pay or benefit] ...
ALAN KAUFMAN
It's an affirmation of the direction the city was heading. The purpose was to have outside experts t...
CARYN KAUFMAN
Failure is only postponed success as long as courage 'coaches' ambition. The habit of persistence is...
HERBERT KAUFMAN
Very often, anti-corruption commissions are a politically expedient response to domestic and interna...
DANIEL KAUFMAN
I think you just assume that your memory is just sort of a video playback of your experience, but it...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
I don't think it's something to be portrayed in a positive way down at the Oceanfront where we're tr...
ADAM KAUFMAN
Everybody has had labs where you can do testing.
ADAM KAUFMAN
The winning team recognized the attack before the other ones. You had to send e-mail to the judges t...
ADAM KAUFMAN
When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my...
ANDY KAUFMAN
If you're cutting corners on things, someone may blow the whistle on you.
ALAN KAUFMAN
A discharged employee leaves unhappy. Many people who are discharged, first thing they do is open th...
ALAN KAUFMAN
When we are running full out, we average around 35 million gallons (of water) a week. Annually, we c...
ALEX KAUFMAN
That puts a smile on my face.
ALEX KAUFMAN
...your zeal to face life's rough and tumble, your ardor to accept the responsibilities of adulthood...
MILLARD KAUFMAN
The decker these ***holes brought with them is top tier, but I'm going to stomp his jelly beans so h...
AMIE KAUFMAN