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A person who limits their interest will limit their mind.
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Once a person has made up their mind, it's hard to change their mind.
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I doubt that he will have arguments in person.
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Like the curves on a never ending highway. There is hope it will soon straighten out.
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We all wanted this win. We know people from their team, it's a pride thing. We wanted this so bad.
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Sometimes trying to know someone so well is not always good.
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If I didn't know you I would say I don't know you.
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You use your real voice with those you love, and you cannot be phony with those who know you well.
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I have this thing about friends and secrets. Sometimes when I meet a person I like, I tell them a se...
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I've repeatedly said that Bill Clinton is neither a leader nor a statesman and I'll say it again, .....
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I learned from the guys before me - Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, just to nam...
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When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice.
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Out of ten people that desire a girl, five people are actually willing to do something to win her he...
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Sometimes my mind has a mind of its own.
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This is like pulling out a machine gun today. People did not want to get cut by that sword.
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Mother Superior jump the gun...
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When peoples care for you and cry for you, they can straighten out your soul.
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It's really competitive, and sometimes people will get mad when they found out you won.
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It will all eventually straighten out, ... But not until the inventory itself straightens out.
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A German couple was just here (Tuesday) trying to straighten this out. And they were in tears.
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Sometimes power is all a person has, so they will protect it even unto their own destruction, for wi...
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When one person succeeds, we win as a group of people. Support others dreams so we can all win.
BIANCA FRAZIER
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Think of the person you love the most in the world. Do you really see them visually? Or don't you se...
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While it is useful to rebut charges and get your arguments out in circulation, you have to understan...
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When life starts throwing you winding turns, hold onto the wheel and straighten it out.
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That establishes their flat bill amount. For 12 months. Their bill will not go above that amount.
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Unification of differences is power.
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Sometimes, arguments are necessary so that everyone breathes fresh air!
PRAVIN PRAJAPATI
The thing that breaks the heart of God and makes him to cry out of frustration for his men and their...
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The more arguments you win, the less friends you will have
AMERICAN PROVERB
A good leader does not sit down and wait for results, that's a boss. A leader will share the pain,sw...
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When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing w...
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I think that sometimes the whole upbringing thing, people want to make a story out of it,
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Only person who can mind his own business is a person who has reached a state beyond his mind.
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America has a right to the Second Amendment, but the people of America have a right to safety and th...
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It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
BILL COSBY
Learning to read clusters is not something your eyes do naturally. It takes constant practice.
BILL COSBY
My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.
BILL COSBY
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
BILL COSBY
The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, "I lov...
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betrayal, abandonment, deceit and manipulation.
BILL COSBY
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times w...
BILL COSBY
What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts t...
BILL COSBY
In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a da...
BILL COSBY
When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a trainin...
BILL COSBY
These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these...
BILL COSBY
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
BILL COSBY
Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is t...
BILL COSBY
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.
BILL COSBY
The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment & undying love.
BILL COSBY
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do,...
BILL COSBY
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try please everyone.
BILL COSBY
Network executives never did understand what made our show work,
BILL COSBY
The more you invest in that child, the more you're not going to let some CD tell your child how to c...
BILL COSBY
We go out of our way to make people so different, ... to punish them because of color, because of se...
BILL COSBY
I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, midlife for an elephant, and ancient for a quart...
BILL COSBY
I was told maybe nine years ago by an executive who was working for a major network that the network...
BILL COSBY
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
BILL COSBY
And it's wonderful to follow Clair and Cliff and their lives being successful, doing what they alway...
BILL COSBY
Thank you for remembering me. I'm also happy to be accepting this trophy before I become incontinent...
BILL COSBY
When in doubt, delete it.
PHILIP COSBY
I was playing baseball but thinking about football. My heart wasn't in it.
QUAN COSBY