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When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
You may laugh at people for what they do, but never laugh at what they are.
I know what people laugh at. I know their vocabulary.
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You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them tolerance.
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them tolerance.
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People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.
I laugh at myself.
I don't take myself completely seriously.
I think that's another qual...
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Any time you get to laugh at yourself, that's a memorable moment, and that's what I got to do today.
There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at.
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If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
I always do drama. It's just that some people laugh at it and some people cry.
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.
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Laugh not once at one's misfortune for one will laugh twice as much at you later.
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because your all the same
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because your all the same
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
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Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.
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You often love someone not for what they are, but for what you are when you are with them.
People will laugh at anything, except their own moronic self.
I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.
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Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
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It's pretty cool. After what we've been through, you just have to laugh at that.
Good friends laugh at you, laugh with you, but never laugh behind your back.
Do what you do so well that they will want to see it again and bring their friends.
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I believe that the ability to laugh at oneself is fundamental to the resiliency of the human spirit.
In future, you'll laugh at yourself on some things you do now.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?
People who are mean or unkind or rigid - think about it - cannot laugh at themselves.
You are what you are, and what you are is not me!
You all laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
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For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?
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Jokes that make other people laugh at the expense of others are not jokes. They're participated calu...
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?
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For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?
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