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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?


Bill Watterson

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UNKNOWN UNKNOWN
Why waste time trying to discover the truth, when you can so easily create it?
DAVID BALDACCI
I'm shocked. I don't understand why the response wasn't instantaneous.
GREG STONE
I don't understand why the response wasn't instantaneous.
GREG STONE
You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'

'That's why animals are s...
BILL WATTERSON
When life brings you mountains, you don’t waste your time asking why; you spend your time climbing...
A.J. DARKHOLME
Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.
YOGI BERRA
Just do it ! Just don't waste your time learning how to do it !
EPHDAN
Don't waste time learning the "tricks of the trade. Instead, learn the trade.
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE
Don't waste time learning the "tricks of the trade." Instead, learn the trade.
JAMES CHARLTON AND H. JACKSON BROWN
To be proud of learning is the greatest ignorance.
JEREMY TAYLOR
Why waste time proving over and over how great you are, when you could be getting better?
CAROL S. DWECK
You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unb...
WHY YAWNING IS CONTAGIOUS
I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time.
MARTHA STEWART
This ignorance of what to do with time is the number one reason why people get bored so easily when ...
SUNDAY ADELAJA
We try to stress that electronic bill payment is not synonymous with instantaneous payment. You stil...
JOE RIDEOUT
Why is man obliged to learn ignorance?
SORIN CERIN
It is idle to waste time and discuss whether it was within our power and duty to see whether we coul...
CHARLES TUPPER
A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
BOB EDWARDS
Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
AMBROSE BIERCE
Let ignorance talk as it will, learning has its value
JEAN DE LA FONTAINE
A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
BOB EDWARDS
A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
BOB EDWARDS
Learning. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
AMBROSE BIERCE
Why waste your time being depressed about something you have the power to change?
JACEY R. FOLEY
Your'e going to hate me in a minute. Why waste time?
PETE MCCULLOCH
I see no reason why I should tickle stones or waste time on polishing bronze.
LOUISE NEVELSON
I see no reason why I should tickle stones or waste time on polishing bronze.
LOUISE BERLIAWSKY NEVELSON
Why waste your time being depressed about something you have the power to change?
JACEY R. FOLEY
It's a waste of a lot of our time. Why didn't we know this up front?
INGRID MCCLELLAN
Memory and creativity are essential to education, but if you teach memory incorrectly, it is a total...
TONY BUZAN
True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
PAULINE PHILLIPS
Why will T.O. and Bill work? Why will T.O. and Bill work?
PHIL SIMMS
Without Time, Life would not exist, so why waste your life, by waiting for the right time
JOHN VINCENT ABRAHAM
True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN
Without Time, Life would not exist, so why waste your life, by waiting for the right time
JOHN VINCENT ABRAHAM
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
BILL WATTERSON
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
ANONYMOUS
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
ANONYMOUS
Asking why, indicates curiosity. Asking when, indicates absence. Asking how, indicates ignorance. As...
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Why is that [museum], No. 1, part of a highway bill and, No. 2, why is it part of a federal highway ...
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Why waste money on psychotherapy when you can listen to the B Minor Mass?
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You waste your time when you try to impress everyone
SOTONYE ANGA
The question is, why didn't (the funding issue) come up when the bill was signed? It should've been ...
BILL FERRIS
Time is waste of money.
OSCAR WILDE
Don't waste your time or time will waste you.
MUSE
You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408.
STEVEN MOFFAT
No life is a waste. The only time we waste is the time we spend thinking we are alone.
MITCH ALBOM
When you take the time to understand why your parents did the things they did, you stand a good chan...
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It is better to be kept in the dark and continue on your merry way, than to be told a lie and to be ...
IRENEE HOUNGBLAME
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of yo...
UNKNOWN
Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
MARILYN VOS SAVANT
If you think you can waste my time and holding yours; why not me wasting yours and holding mine?
KAGABO BURANGA JACQUES
I think it's better to not know certain things. It gives the world an extra bit of mystery, which is...
B.J. NOVAK
The happiest countries, like the happiest women, have no history.
L.M. MONTGOMERY
I' is merely one of the world's instantaneous spasms.
CLARICE LISPECTOR
Once alone stop learning, it is also the time when death is imminent.
BAMBANG,
Insecurity is a waste of time.
DIANE VON FURSTENBERG
Time alone is irreplaceable. Waste it not.
DOUGLAS SOUTHALL FREEMAN
I'm a believer in 'Ignorance is bliss.'
JULIANNA MARGULIES
To waste time is to lose life
SUNDAY ADELAJA
Inequality is a terrible waste of time, a waste of people's resources.
JEREMY CORBYN
We say we waste time, but that is impossible. We waste ourselves.
ALICE BLOCH
Spam is a waste of the receivers’ time, and, a waste of the sender’s optimism.
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA
Time management is waste of time if u r not managing ur focus & focus management is waste of time if...
LALIT BHOJWANI
Grammar is not a time of waste
NANCY CARTWRIGHT
Pessimism is a waste of time
NORMAN COUSINS
Love is never a waste of time
SUNDAY ADELAJA
You don't give yourself enough credit. Ignorance keeps you mean. Learning makes you kind.
JOAQUIN LOWE
Later, in my adulthood, I will read the book again, even watch the movie, and understand that I wasn...
DEBORAH FELDMAN
It is better to endure the HARDSHIP of LEARNING than to SUFFER with the BITTERNESS of IGNORANCE.
UNKNOWN
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, lets all get wasted and have the time of our...
JAMES EARL JONES
Ignorance is no excuse when once we know that ignorance is the only possible excuse.
ALFRED KORZYBSKI
There are all kinds of ignorance in the world. Education, learning to read and write, doesn't necess...
LINDA LEAMING
Why do we live like this? Is it because it's true that ignorance is bliss?
JEM
Life is a one time opportunity to be the very best that you can be so why do so many people waste it...
JOHN DI LEMME
We cannot waste time. We can only waste ourselves.
GEORGE ADAMS
We cannot waste time. We can only waste ourselves.
GEORGE MATTHEW ADAMS
Why waste negative entropy on comments, when you could use the same entropy to create bugs instead...
STEVE ELIAS
Why would I cry over a boy? I would never waste my tears on a boy. Why waste your tears on someone w...
KIRSTEN DUNST
Time, like gold and silver, is a precious commodity. But, unlike gold and silver, we all get only a ...
RICHARD A. KLEIN
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people jumping up and down for joy.
SOURCE UNKNOWN
No life is a waste," the Blue Man said. "The only time we waste is the time we spend thinking we're ...
MITCH ALBOM
No one is ever a waste of time if you learn something from the experience. But if you consider peopl...
ANDONI GARCIA
I think it's way too early to speculate on that kind of thing. Bill and Steve have got lot of spunk ...
BOB HERBOLD
No one is ever a waste of time if you learn something from the experience. But if you consider peopl...
ANDONI GARCIA
Time = Life, Therefore, waste your time and waste of your life, or master your time and master your ...
ALAN LAKEIN
Time equals life; therefore, waste your time and waste of your life, or master your time and master ...
ALAN LAKEIN
You become void of products when you waste your time in religious meetings every day.
SUNDAY ADELAJA
You don’t waste time on suspecting or second guessing when you confront.
SUNDAY ADELAJA
The only time the commissioner can do that is when there is a substantial health and safety threat. ...
ALLEN GILBERT
When everyone knows you’re a monster, you needn’t waste time doing every monstrous thing.
LEIGH BARDUGO
Don't waste your time fighting yourself, others or life when it's love you're after.
RASHEED OGUNLARU
I waste at least an hour every day lying in bed. Then I waste time pacing. I waste time thinking. I ...
NED VIZZINI
When you waste one hour of your time, you have wasted your life.
SUNDAY ADELAJA
Eternity -- waste of time.
NATALIE CLIFFORD BARNEY
At a time when the Post Office is losing substantial revenue from the instantaneous flow of informat...
BERNIE SANDERS
Life is about learning; when you stop learning, you die.
TOM CLANCY
I don't waste time being depressed.
MARC ANDREESSEN
There's no good way to waste your time. Wasting time is just wasting time.
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Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.

-Hobbes
BILL WATTERSON
County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the probl...
BILL WATTERSON
Calvin: "I read this library book you got me."
Calvin's Mom: "What did you think of it?"
C...
BILL WATTERSON
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.
BILL WATTERSON
You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.
BILL WATTERSON
It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but wha...
BILL WATTERSON
Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, a...
BILL WATTERSON
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
BILL WATTERSON
In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
BILL WATTERSON
My book is called, "Shut Up And Stop Whining: How To Do Something With Your Life Besides Think About...
BILL WATTERSON
S...For Stupendous!
T...For Tiger, ferocity of!
U...For Underwear, Red!
P...For Power...
BILL WATTERSON
Don't look into car headlights and freeze, because you'll either get run over or shot!
BILL WATTERSON
Like delicate lace,
So the threads intertwine,
Oh, gossamer web
Of wond'rous design!<...
BILL WATTERSON
You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different...
BILL WATTERSON
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
BILL WATTERSON
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differe...
BILL WATTERSON
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
BILL WATTERSON
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, ...
BILL WATTERSON
I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you a...
BILL WATTERSON
Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available...
BILL WATTERSON
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play ...
BILL WATTERSON
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
BILL WATTERSON
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
BILL WATTERSON
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSON
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
BILL WATTERSON
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
BILL WATTERSON
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
BILL WATTERSON
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
BILL WATTERSON
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
BILL WATTERSON