◦°˚\(*❛‿❛)/˚°◦ try KnowYourSong.com largest music lyrics database

You don't want to ask after the health of anyone, if you're a funeral director. They think maybe you're scouting for business.


Neil Gaiman

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ...
SAM RAYBURN
who wants flowers when youre dead? nobody.
J.D. SALINGER
if youre never scared, or embarased, or hurt, it means you never take any chances.
JULIA SOREL
When you grow up, you gain experience and realise what youre capable of.
FRANCESCO TOTTI
Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
JEFF KINNEY
If youre in an awkward position, feel comfortable enough to walk away.
BEAU MIRCHOFF
If you walk into a funeral home, engage in a conversation about funeral arrangements and the directo...
KELLY SMITH
MRS PEARCE. Mr Higgins: youre tempting the girl. It’s not right. She should think of the future. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Thats the thing about the Internet. You can put a lot of distance between yourself and the person yo...
ELLEN WRIGHT
You do that Helen", Mallory dared. "And tell him we said to f*ck off while youre at it".
CHLOE NEILL
We have to keep a good frame of mind and not overlook La Villa. Anytime you do that, youre going to ...
HECTOR GARCIA
Ye been oure lord, dooth with youre owene thyngRight as yow list.
CHAUCER
people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don...
CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ
If the placebo effect was a week or two, I would understand that and say, 'Yes, youre right.' You kn...
BOB GREEN
It's like the people who believe they'll be happy if they go and live somewhere else, but who learn ...
NEIL GAIMAN
I make things up and write them down.
NEIL GAIMAN
Things happen to you they happen. They dont ask first. They dont require your permission.
CORMAC MCCARTHY
¿Ha estado alguna vez enamorado? Horrible, ¿no? Te hace tan vulnerable. Te abre el pecho y el cora...
NEIL GAIMAN
Someone killed my Mother and my Father and my Sister?"
"Yes, someone did."
"A Man?"
"...
NEIL GAIMAN
She prays she's bought another clutch of days. We save our lives in such unlikely ways.
NEIL GAIMAN
Why . . . why did some people think you were dead?”
The marquis looked at Richard with eyes t...
NEIL GAIMAN
I watched him even then as he fell, his face undefeated, his eyes still proud
NEIL GAIMAN
The moment that you feel, just possibly, you are walking down the street naked, exposing too much of...
NEIL GAIMAN
And, selfish and scared, I wonder how much more he has to give.
NEIL GAIMAN
If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS...
I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by weari...
NEIL GAIMAN
We are all improved by the glow of memory.
NEIL GAIMAN
Nessuno che sia minimamente ragionevole crede ai fantasmi. Sono tutti dei gran bugiardi
NEIL GAIMAN
If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who sho...
GREGORY NUNN
If you are a dreamer come in
If you are a dreamer a wisher a liar
A hoper a pray-er a magi...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
So that's my wish for you, and all of us, and my wish for myself. Make New Mistakes. Make glorious, ...
NEIL GAIMAN
The cartoon me writes the books cartoon people read in the cartoon world, because they need things t...
NEIL GAIMAN
In those days, the funeral home ran the ambulance service and also did the coroner's work. If a pers...
RUSS INGRAM
I think if you were to ask anyone, deep down they are truly not satisfied with their lives.
BEN GREEN
When you ask people what affects their wellbeing most, they think of health and wealth.
TOM RATH
Dont GiVe UP iF U StIll WaNna TrY*
DonT WIpE YOUR TeARS IF YOU StiLL WANT TO Cry
 DON'T SET...
TRENT REZNOR
O yes youwl want to think on that you dont want your mouf to walk you where your feet dont want to g...
RUSSELL HOBAN
I am a sensitive writer, actor and director. Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk busin...
SYLVESTER STALLONE
Monsters come in all shapes and sizes. Some of them are things people are scared of. Some of them ar...
NEIL GAIMAN
The boy with the dirty face stood up and hugged Coraline tightly. 'Take comfort in this,' he whisper...
NEIL GAIMAN
Fairy tales, before they were sanitized, were very dark, and kids love that. 'Coraline' by N...
EDWARD CAREY
People dont see you for what you think, they see you for what you say
SIMPLETON
What win I if I gain the thing I seek?
A dream, a breath, a froth of fleeting joy.
Who buy...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
One word after another.
That’s the only way that novels get written and, short of elves comin...
NEIL GAIMAN
In the shower today I tried to think about the best advice I'd ever been given by another writer. Th...
NEIL GAIMAN
- Fuggi, finché hai aria nei polmoni e sangue nelle vene e possiedi ancora la tua mente e la tua an...
NEIL GAIMAN
A friend of mine, Neil Gaiman, had the film rights to his book 'Stardust' bought by producer...
JANE GOLDMAN
You want help? Ask for help. You want love? Ask for love. If you want anything from the universe, an...
KAMAND KOJOURI
Neil Gaiman's 'Sandman' just rocked my world in the late '80s and early '90s. I ...
TAMORA PIERCE
You can't ask for a better coach than that. I believe if the whole community of Tampa could show up ...
GARY THOMAS
I do think that one of the things the investors must do is ask the questions -- they have a responsi...
ANGELA KNIGHT
If you dont get what you want,you wont want what you get.
KENNETH ELLIOTT HUDSON
If you dont get what you want,you wont want what you get.
KENNETH ELLIOTT HUDSON
I took the dog out for a walk tonight, and together we wandered across the meadow next door. It was ...
NEIL GAIMAN
The demonstrations were something we don't want to see. This matter will not affect business. If you...
LIU JINPING
If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your f...
GREGORY NUNN
Oh, monsters are scared', said Lettie. 'And as for grown-ups...' She stopped talking, rubbed her fre...
NEIL GAIMAN
Then she looked at the man on the tree and she smiled wryly. "They just aren't as interesting naked,...
NEIL GAIMAN
No person alive today is smarter than you.If you dont think that is the case,ask the dead.
FERNAND ROBERT RIVARD
If you have business expenses, they must be for 2 percent of your income if you want to deduct them....
GAIL WINAWER
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
MARGARET THATCHER
If you want something said, ask a man...if you want something done, ask a woman.
MARGARET THATCHER
M is for magic. All the letters are, if you put them together properly. You can make magic with them...
NEIL GAIMAN
If you want anything said,ask a man;if you want anything done,ask a woman.
MARGARET THATCHER
If you want something said, ask a man...if you want something done, ask a woman.
MARGARET THATCHER
E c'era davvero qualcosa che si avvicinava dal vialetto, in direzione della casa. Lo vedevo dal bino...
NEIL GAIMAN
aliens are living on earth for along time,for those who think im talking about another race youre wr...
RAJA
If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your f...
GREGORY NUNN
Peas baffled me. I could not understand why grown-ups would take things that tasted so good raw, and...
NEIL GAIMAN
We could lose our funeral home business if that happens,
KATHLEEN RHODES
It is good for children to find themselves facing the elements of a fairy tale - they are well-equip...
NEIL GAIMAN
Sometimes you dont even want to think aout what people are doing with their groceries.
SARAH DESSEN
If you want to keep on being relevant as a director, I think you have to embrace the times. And with...
ALFONSO CUARON
If it's decided by politics, it's Beijing, ... If you ask the wives where they want to go, it's Pari...
MEL LASTMAN
DREAM ! Dreams shape the world . Dreams create the world anew, every night. Do not dream the world t...
NEIL GAIMAN
I know a charm that can cure pain and sickness, and lift the grief from the heart of the grieving. NEIL GAIMAN La prossima volta è il tuo turno con la sedia" disse Ottobre.
"Lo so" mormorò Novembre. Era p...
NEIL GAIMAN
Neil Gaiman is a star. He constructs stories like some demented cook might make a wedding cake, buil...
CLIVE BARKER
If you dont stand for something you fall for everything.
MALCOLM X
(All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes...
JEAN SASSON
In politics if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
MARGARET THATCHER
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher.
MARGARET THATCHER
In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
MARGARET THATCHER
Imagine for a moment as if you had never existed: Would the ones who are closest to you be happier o...
AVIS JOHN
We already have arrangements with the funeral director. The casket is bought. The stone is half paid...
ALLEN JACKSON
We want to make sure they can't do this at the funeral of a hero.
MARILYN MILLER
We do not always remember the things that do no credit to us. We justify them, cover them in bright ...
NEIL GAIMAN
This is sams phone" there was a long,heavy pause, and then: "oh." Another pause. "Youre the girl, ar...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER
Remember to keep in control of your policy's money rather than turning the money over to the funeral...
ANDREW CROCKER
If you want to be a troubleshooter, make sure the organization you work for has a good health insura...
MACGYVER
Well, if you ask any filmmaker how they got into it, everyone came a different route. I've never act...
ALAN PARKER
I often say that if you want to really want to understand the contract of marriage, just ask anyone ...
HARVEY FIERSTEIN
dont let anyone break your heart i say you should break there heart before they break yours
DALLY SALAD
They're all very excited and enjoying the scouting experience. Scouting is a wonderful program that ...
JAY EVANS
Remember to keep in control of your policy's money rather than turning the money over to the funeral...
ANDREW B. CROCKER
How can someone ask you to show your full potential when their actions bring out the worst in you.Fo...
TANICA S HALL
How can someone ask you to show your full potential when their actions bring out the worst in you.Fo...
TANICA S HALL
And before you ask, I don't ask what equipment my lovers have, merely if they want to play.
YASMINE GALENORN
If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find y...
STEPHEN COVEY
If you ask any lady they want to be taller, they want to be slimmer, you know, and they want a waist...
ALEXANDER MCQUEEN

More Neil Gaiman

Really, he thought, if you couldn't trust a poet to offer sensible advice, who could you trust?
NEIL GAIMAN
So the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund is out there preserving and fighting for, and sometimes winning...
NEIL GAIMAN
And there never was an apple, in Adam's opinion, that wasn't worth the trouble you got into ...
NEIL GAIMAN
We who make stories know that we tell lies for a living. But they are good lies that say true things...
NEIL GAIMAN
You've a good heart. Sometimes that's enough to see you safe wherever you go. But mostly, it's not.
NEIL GAIMAN
Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.
NEIL GAIMAN
That which is dreamed can never be lost, can never be undreamed.
NEIL GAIMAN
Stories you read when you're the right age never quite leave you. You may forget who wrote them or w...
NEIL GAIMAN
Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell u...
NEIL GAIMAN
They were having an argument as old and comfortable as an armchair, the kind of argument that no one...
NEIL GAIMAN
I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by weari...
NEIL GAIMAN
It is astonishing just how much of what we are can be tied to the beds we wake up in in the morning,...
NEIL GAIMAN
Because,' she said, 'when you're scared but you still do it anyway, that's brave.
NEIL GAIMAN
I don't want whatever I want. Nobody does. Not really. What kind of fun would it be if I just got ev...
NEIL GAIMAN
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and i...
NEIL GAIMAN
Oh, he'll help us whether he wants to or not. I told the truth. I would not kill him. The death-curs...
NEIL GAIMAN
We are all improved by the glow of memory.
NEIL GAIMAN
There is a madness, yes, this is true. Few mortals possess it, the willingness to step away from the...
NEIL GAIMAN
I suppose the point you grow up is the point you let the dreams go.
NEIL GAIMAN
All around me darkness gathers,
Fading is the sun that shone,
We must speak of other mat...
NEIL GAIMAN
She seems so cool, so focused, so quiet, yet her eyes remain fixed upon the horizon. You think you k...
NEIL GAIMAN
Does it make you feel big to make a little boy cry?
NEIL GAIMAN
There's never been a true war that wasn't fought between two sets of people who were certain they we...
NEIL GAIMAN
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no cl...
NEIL GAIMAN
Love that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the stronge...
NEIL GAIMAN
You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only...
NEIL GAIMAN
I've been blogging since February of 2001. When I started blogging, it was a dinosaur blog. It w...
NEIL GAIMAN
The last dead leaves of fall crackled underfoot, winter-crisp.
NEIL GAIMAN
I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.

Because if you are making mistakes, ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Proper bread was white, and pre-sliced, and tasted like almost nothing: that was the point.
NEIL GAIMAN
Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?
NEIL GAIMAN
Even nothing cannot last forever.
NEIL GAIMAN
You know what happens when you dream of falling? Sometimes you wake up.
Sometimes the fall kil...
NEIL GAIMAN
Of course you don't believe in fairies. You're fifteen. You think I believed in fairies at fifteen? ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Some things are too big to be seen; some emotions are too huge to be felt.
NEIL GAIMAN
And all the time we spent in this place would fade and vanish, like a dawn dream on waking that colo...
NEIL GAIMAN
I think all geniuses - or the ones thet I've run into - tend to have a faintly tenuous relationship ...
NEIL GAIMAN
It is selfish to love people and expect them to love you back.
NEIL GAIMAN
Words can be worrisome, poeple complex, motives and manners unclear, grant her the wisdom to choose ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Do not lose hope - what you seek will be found.
NEIL GAIMAN
You might have loved me, if you had known me. If you had ever known my mind. If you would have walke...
NEIL GAIMAN
I try to talk to you, but I don't know what to say. I am afraid you don't want me to say anything. S...
NEIL GAIMAN
exists for him chiefly as a body in a sequence of hotel rooms.
NEIL GAIMAN
So whenever we come together to work together it's because it's fun and because we want to.
NEIL GAIMAN
I was the kind of kid whose parents would drop him off at the local town library on their way to wor...
NEIL GAIMAN
He had noticed that events were cowards: they didn't occur singly, but instead they would run in pac...
NEIL GAIMAN
I think . . . I said things to Silas. He'll be angry.'

'If he didn't care about you, you ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Nearly' only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades.
NEIL GAIMAN
Be hole, be dust, be dream, be wind/Be night, be dark, be wish, be mind,/Now slip, now slide, now mo...
NEIL GAIMAN
You are obvious, boy. You are difficult to miss. If you came to me in company with a purple lion, a ...
NEIL GAIMAN
You're brave. You are the bravest person I know, and you are my friend. I don't care if you are imag...
NEIL GAIMAN
It's like the people who believe they'll be happy if they go and live somewhere else, but who learn ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Somebody would say, 'Can you do us an article about big, bodice-ripping, blockbusting romance novels...
NEIL GAIMAN
I felt very much like a hooker who had just been told she was a lady of the evening.
NEIL GAIMAN
No, look, there's a blue box. It's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. It can go anywher...
NEIL GAIMAN
I guess when your heart gets broken you sort of start to see cracks in everything. I'm convinced tha...
NEIL GAIMAN
He wondered how it could have taken him so long to realize he cared for her, and he told her so, and...
NEIL GAIMAN
In the case of 'Ocean at the End of the Lane,' it's a book about helplessness. It's ...
NEIL GAIMAN
There are three things, and three things only, that can lift the pain of mortality and ease the rava...
NEIL GAIMAN
I lost some time once. It's always in the last place you look for it.
NEIL GAIMAN
Fat Charlie wasn't sure that he liked freedom, ... There was too much open air involved.
NEIL GAIMAN
Human beings do not like being pushed about by gods. They may seem to, on the surface, but somewhere...
NEIL GAIMAN
This isn't about what is . . . it's about what people think is. It's all imaginary anyway. Th...
NEIL GAIMAN
The TV's the altar. I'm what people are sacrificing to.'
'What do they sacrifice?' asked Shadow...
NEIL GAIMAN
Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a f...
NEIL GAIMAN
People believe, thought Shadow. It's what people do. They believe, and then they do not take respons...
NEIL GAIMAN
I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who ...
NEIL GAIMAN
When writing a novel, that's pretty much entirely what life turns into: 'House burned down. Car stol...
NEIL GAIMAN
I do not miss childhood, but I miss the way I took pleasure in small things, even as greater things ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Gods die. And when they truly die they are unmourned and unremembered. Ideas are more difficult to k...
NEIL GAIMAN
Everything he had ever done that had been better left undone. Every lie he had told — told to hims...
NEIL GAIMAN
The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies.
NEIL GAIMAN
It is only a gesture," he said, turning back to Shadow. "But gestures mean everything. The death of ...
NEIL GAIMAN
I knowed a man in Paphlagonia who'd swallow a live snake every morning, when he got up. He used to s...
NEIL GAIMAN
So, having found a lady, could you not have come to her aid, or left her alone? Why drag her into yo...
NEIL GAIMAN
While clothes do not, as the saying would sometimes have it, make the man, and fine feathers do not ...
NEIL GAIMAN
He stared up at the stars: and it seemed to him then that they were dancers, stately and graceful, p...
NEIL GAIMAN
As far as I'm concerned, the entire reason for becoming a writer is not having to get up in the morn...
NEIL GAIMAN
I watched my life as if it were happening to someone else. My son died. And I was hurt, but I...
NEIL GAIMAN
You're no help," he told the lime. This was unfair. It was only a lime; there was nothing special ab...
NEIL GAIMAN
We have eyes and we have nerveses
We have tails we have teeth
You'll all get what you dese...
NEIL GAIMAN
You have a very open relationship with your fans."

"Yes. We have an open relationship. Ob...
NEIL GAIMAN
If you make art, people will talk about it. Some of the things they say will be nice, some won’t. ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Potentially evil. Potentially good, too, I suppose. Just this huge powerful potentiality waiting to ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers.
NEIL GAIMAN
Death and Famine and War and Pollution continued biking towards Tadfield. And Grievous Bodily Harm, ...
NEIL GAIMAN
You were her way here, and it's a dangerous thing to be a door.
NEIL GAIMAN
I make art, sometimes I make true art, and sometimes it fills the empty places in my life. Some of t...
NEIL GAIMAN
Do not lose hope — what you seek will be found. Trust ghosts. Trust those that you have helped to ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Of course, everyone's parents are embarrassing. It goes with the territory. The nature of parents is...
NEIL GAIMAN
It was love, I knew, and it tasted like champagne in my mind.
NEIL GAIMAN
I saw her chewing gum, when I was thirteen, and I fell for her like a suicide from a bridge.
NEIL GAIMAN
When we hold each other, in the darkness, it doesn't make the darkness go away. The bad things are s...
NEIL GAIMAN
Adults should not weep, I knew. They did not have mothers who would comfort them.
NEIL GAIMAN
As we age, we become our parents; live long enough and we see faces repeat in time.
NEIL GAIMAN
. . . I lay on the bed and lost myself in the stories.
I liked that. Books were safer than oth...
NEIL GAIMAN
Different people remember things differently, and you'll not get any two people to remember anything...
NEIL GAIMAN
That's the trouble with living things. Don't last very long. Kittens one day, old cats the next. And...
NEIL GAIMAN
Dolorita Hunsickle says that the chipmunks tell your fortune if you catch them but I never did. She ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Memories were waiting at the edges of things, beckoning to me.
NEIL GAIMAN
I remembered that, and, remembering that, I remembered everything.
NEIL GAIMAN
Rebirth always follows death.
NEIL GAIMAN
Being a grown up is highly over rated. Just be an author.
NEIL GAIMAN
You lived what anybody gets, Bernie. You got a lifetime. No more. No less.
NEIL GAIMAN
One thing I've learned: you can know anything, it's all there, you just have to find it.
NEIL GAIMAN
All that I did," she said, "everything I tried to do. All for nothing."

Nothing is done ...
NEIL GAIMAN
But he did not understand the price. Mortals never do. They only see the prize, their heart's desire...
NEIL GAIMAN
I think the short story is a very underrated art form. We know that novels deserve respect.
NEIL GAIMAN
I don't have a lot of patience for stories in which women are rescued by men.
NEIL GAIMAN
Well?" said Loki. "What about you, Heimdall? Do you have any suggestions?"
"I do," said Heimdal...
NEIL GAIMAN
Loki was trying to look serious, but even so, he was smiling at the corners of his mouth. It was not...
NEIL GAIMAN
Cease your weeping!" he said. "It is I, Loki, here to rescue you!"
Idunn glared at him with red...
NEIL GAIMAN
There are little pockets of old time in London, where things and places stay the same, like bubbles ...
NEIL GAIMAN
What's it like then?" asked Old Bailey. "Being dead?"
The marquis sighed. And then he twisted ...
NEIL GAIMAN
The boy had the towering arrogance only seen in the greatest of artists and all nine-year-old boys.
NEIL GAIMAN
He..." Richard began. "The marquis. Well, you know, to be honest, he seems a little bit dodgy to me....
NEIL GAIMAN
I'm going to go home. Everything is going to be normal again. Boring again. Wonderful again.
NEIL GAIMAN
Nothing, like something, happens anywhere.
NEIL GAIMAN
Writing's a lot like cooking. Sometimes the cake won't rise, no matter what you do, and every now an...
NEIL GAIMAN
If you were to try and pick him out of a group of boys, you’d be wrong. He’d be the other one. O...
NEIL GAIMAN
You know how is it when you love someone? And the hard part, the bad part, the Jerry Springer Show p...
NEIL GAIMAN
La persona más valiente que conozco, y eres mi amigo. Me importa un pimiento que seas imaginario
NEIL GAIMAN
You get what anybody gets - you get a lifetime.
NEIL GAIMAN
People talk about books that write themselves, and it's a lie. Books don't write themselves. It take...
NEIL GAIMAN
But," expostulated Josiah Worthington. "But. A human child. A living child. I mean. I mean, I mean. ...
NEIL GAIMAN
I make things up and write them down.
NEIL GAIMAN
M is for magic. All the letters are, if you put them together properly. You can make magic with them...
NEIL GAIMAN
I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you’re wonderful, and don’t forget t...
NEIL GAIMAN
There are a number of paths that lead to this place. I have been avoiding them for some small time, ...
NEIL GAIMAN
She's as old as the hills, evil as a snake, all malevolence and magic and death.
NEIL GAIMAN
You wouldn't have to wash," said Brian, whose parents forced him to wash a great deal more than he t...
NEIL GAIMAN
Don't start anything you're not prepared to finish.
NEIL GAIMAN
In fact, the only things in the flat Crowley devoted any personal attention to were the houseplants....
NEIL GAIMAN
We'll win, of course," he said.
"You don't want that," said the demon.
"Why not, pray?...
NEIL GAIMAN
All Bette's stories have happy endings. That's because she knows where to stop. She's realized the r...
NEIL GAIMAN
Sister Mary chose that moment to come in with the tea. Satanist or not, she'd also found a plate and...
NEIL GAIMAN
According to my daughters, my most irritating habit is asking for cups of tea.
NEIL GAIMAN
I'm Jill Dumpty."
"So your brother was Humpty Dumpty?"
"And he didn't fall off that wall, ...
NEIL GAIMAN
You’re playing with fire,” she warned him. “That’s how I know I’m alive,
NEIL GAIMAN
Nosotros escuchábamos a los Adverts y a los Jam, a los Stranglers, los Clash y los Sex Pistols. Aun...
NEIL GAIMAN
Por muy lejos que te vayas, nunca podrás huir de ti mismo.
NEIL GAIMAN
È come quando c’è chi crede di essere felice andando a vivere da qualche altra parte, ma poi imp...
NEIL GAIMAN
7 Somewhere
NEIL GAIMAN
Someone had once told her that if you look up at the sky from the bottom of a mine shaft, even in th...
NEIL GAIMAN
Thank you,” said the dog.
NEIL GAIMAN
Spiders’ webs only have to be large enough to catch flies.’ Coraline
NEIL GAIMAN
Coraline sighed. ‘You really don’t understand, do you?’ she said. ‘I don’t want whatever I...
NEIL GAIMAN
Stay here with us,” said the voice from the figure at the end of the room. “We will listen to yo...
NEIL GAIMAN
The air was alive with yellow wasps. We must have stepped on a wasps' nest in a rotten branch as we ...
NEIL GAIMAN
In the flat above Coraline’s, under the roof, was a crazy old man with a big mustache. He told Cor...
NEIL GAIMAN
I don’t want whatever I want. Nobody does. Not really. What kind of fun would it be if I just got ...
NEIL GAIMAN
You people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't ne...
NEIL GAIMAN
It was true: the other mother loved her. But she loved Coraline as a miser loves money, or a dragon ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Coraline's father stopped working and made them all dinner.

Coraline was disgusted. "Dadd...
NEIL GAIMAN
She said, ‘You know that I love you.’ And, despite herself, Coraline nodded. It was true: the ot...
NEIL GAIMAN
Coraline wondered why so few of the adults she had met made any sense. She sometimes wondered who th...
NEIL GAIMAN
No one had hugged her like that since she had retired from the theater.
NEIL GAIMAN
Cats don't have shoulders, not like people do. But the cat shrugged, in one smooth movement that sta...
NEIL GAIMAN
Realmente no lo entiendes, ¿verdad?. No quiero tener todo lo que deseo. Nadie lo quiere, no de verd...
NEIL GAIMAN
It wasn’t brave because he wasn’t scared: it was the only thing he could do. But going back agai...
NEIL GAIMAN
It seemed to Coraline that it was crouching, and staring down at her, as if it were not really a hou...
NEIL GAIMAN
Coraline went over to the window and watched the rain come down. It wasn't the kind of rain you coul...
NEIL GAIMAN
It was true: the other mother loved her. But she loved Coraline as a miser loves money, or a dragon ...
NEIL GAIMAN
How big are souls anyway?" asked Coraline.
The other mother sat down at the kitchen table and l...
NEIL GAIMAN
Oh ... My twitchy witchy girl I think you are so nice, I give you bowls of porridge And I give you b...
NEIL GAIMAN
But how can you walk away from something and still come
back to it?"
"Easy," said the cat....
NEIL GAIMAN
o non voglio tutto ciò che desidero. Nessuno lo vuole. Non veramente. Che divertimento sarebbe, se ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Coraline’s father stopped working and made them all dinner. Coraline was disgusted. “Daddy,” s...
NEIL GAIMAN
Coraline tried drawing the mist. After ten minutes of drawing she still had a white sheet of paper w...
NEIL GAIMAN
Small world," said Coraline. "It's big enough for her," said the cat. "Spiders' webs only have to be...
NEIL GAIMAN
Cats don’t have names,” it said.

“No?” said Coraline.

“No,” said t...
NEIL GAIMAN
Old but contented, the face of a man who had sipped life’s vinegar and found it, by and large, to ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Sometimes I suspect that we build our traps ourselves, then we back into them, pretending amazement ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Charitably... I think... sometimes, perhaps, one must change or die. And, in the end, there were, pe...
NEIL GAIMAN
I believe [...] that while all human life is sacred there’s nothing wrong with the death pe...
NEIL GAIMAN
If an eagle gives you a feather, keep it safe.
Remember: that giants sleep too soundly; that NEIL GAIMAN
What I say is, a town isn’t a town without a bookstore. It may call itself a town, but unless it...
NEIL GAIMAN
Fair enough,” said Thor. “What’s the price?” “Freya’s hand in marriage.” “He just wa...
NEIL GAIMAN
It would have been hard for Fat Charlie to say exactly when the accumulation of birds on the wire me...
NEIL GAIMAN
I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies.
NEIL GAIMAN
You have to believe. Otherwise, it will never happen.
NEIL GAIMAN
In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glitt...
NEIL GAIMAN
Honestly, if you're given the choice between Armageddon or tea, you don't say 'what kind of tea?
NEIL GAIMAN
She sat down on one of her grandmother's uncomfortable armchairs, and the cat sprang up into her lap...
NEIL GAIMAN
The cat wrinkled its nose and managed to look unimpressed. "Calling cats," it confided, "tends to be...
NEIL GAIMAN
The world seemed to shimmer a little at the edges.
NEIL GAIMAN
Oh- my twitchy witchy girl
I think you are so nice,
I give you bowls of porridge
And ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Nothing’s changed. You’ll go home. You’ll be bored. You’ll be ignored. No one will listen to...
NEIL GAIMAN
I am the mother of Odin's stallion, Sleipnir. I am the father of Fenrir Sun-Eater, and of Hel Half-R...
NEIL GAIMAN
We do what we do, because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
NEIL GAIMAN
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and i...
NEIL GAIMAN
You're a poem?' I repeated.

She chewed her lower lip. 'If you want. I am a poem, or I am ...
NEIL GAIMAN
We...we could be friends.'

We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing Afric...
NEIL GAIMAN
What's your name,' Coraline asked the cat. 'Look, I'm Coraline. Okay?'
'Cats don't have names,'...
NEIL GAIMAN
Anyway: I'm not blessed or merciful. I'm just me. I've got a job to do and I do it. Listen: even as ...
NEIL GAIMAN
When you smiled you had my undivided attention. When you laughed you had my urge to laugh with you. ...
NEIL GAIMAN
To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, bu...
NEIL GAIMAN
Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed, to those who still believe...
NEIL GAIMAN
Adventures are all very well in their place, but there's a lot to be said for regular meals and free...
NEIL GAIMAN
My guiltiest pleasure is Harry Stephen Keeler. He may have been the greatest bad writer America has ...
NEIL GAIMAN